Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social
Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.
I'll send you pictures when it's done!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What about tiramisu cheesecake?
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is he cosplaying as someone who knows how to use a screw driver?
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I thought this was an album cover at first.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's the foam they spray on runways before a jet crashes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh, he's saving that, too.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is your manager your wife?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Perna, is that you?
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Beat me to it!
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
KC
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That seems light. That would be only ~2600 per event average?
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Damnit! You just jinxed it! Now it'll be 90 until January when it suddenly drops to -20 for 2 weeks straight.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So you're saying that in order to get better at eating chicken wings, I should... EAT MORE CHICKEN WINGS?!
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every time someone mentions the word "blockchain" bitcoin fluctuates by 10%.
October 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was feeling pretty good until I looked at the Lions schedule and saw who they beat. Maybe that 4-1 was a mirage.
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A lot of it has to do with how the Dems have basically abandoned the red states. I went to get signs from their Jackson county office last year, and it was basically 2 guys that I could tell were extremely overwhelmed trying to do it all; begging anybody that would listen to do door knocking.
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And right now I'd kind of rather live on the KS side. At least they have a dem governor.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not that it's any diiferent, but I live in Missouri, not Kansas, and no, we're not all regressive, toothless mullet heads. We've just been gerrymandered to hell and back by republicans for the better part of 25 years.
October 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
As a chiefs fan, I can tell you we've been tired of his shit for a couple years now.
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM