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Happy birthday. Today you get your first access to social media and your first 24/7 access to a mobile phone. Also today, you can vote.
The consultation will explore range of options
📱whether to introduce social media age limit
📱how to enforce it
📱stopping tech firms accessing young users’ data
📱limiting addictive tools such as “infinite scrolling”.
Govt also expects every school to be mobile phones free, with Ofsted now inspecting
📱whether to introduce social media age limit
📱how to enforce it
📱stopping tech firms accessing young users’ data
📱limiting addictive tools such as “infinite scrolling”.
Govt also expects every school to be mobile phones free, with Ofsted now inspecting
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Happy birthday. Today you get your first access to social media and your first 24/7 access to a mobile phone. Also today, you can vote.
I lived in Walsall for a year. This is accurate.
Morning. Well, the metropolis borough of Walsall outdoes York as the loudest place for fuckin' all night long police and ambulance sirens I've ever known. Not much sleep had here. Grate.
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I lived in Walsall for a year. This is accurate.
The first face I saw this morning when I turned on the TV was @garybrannan.bsky.social. I'd like to think that was a good thing
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The first face I saw this morning when I turned on the TV was @garybrannan.bsky.social. I'd like to think that was a good thing
Great worker. Never drops character.
The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Great worker. Never drops character.
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"Hurrah for the Blsckshirts" said it in fewer words.
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
"Hurrah for the Blsckshirts" said it in fewer words.
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African descended people are walking around with surnames like McCalmont and Mcdonald but you're saying it's European culture facing erasure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 AM
African descended people are walking around with surnames like McCalmont and Mcdonald but you're saying it's European culture facing erasure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
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Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
Yeah, I may have pre-ordered this
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Yeah, I may have pre-ordered this
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm rogue firework
Hi, I'm rogue firework
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm some squashed raw potatoes on a road
Hi, I'm some squashed raw potatoes on a road
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm rogue firework
Hi, I'm rogue firework
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Seeing this a lot. Echoing it without the niceness.
If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser.
If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit.
Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.
If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser.
If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit.
Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Seeing this a lot. Echoing it without the niceness.
If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser.
If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit.
Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.
If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser.
If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit.
Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.
I recorded my first audiobook.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I recorded my first audiobook.
I find @lucyportercomic.bsky.social utterly captivating. I just watched the Christmas Celebrity Chase with her and I'm in constant awe of her trivia knowledge teamed with her radiant personality.
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I find @lucyportercomic.bsky.social utterly captivating. I just watched the Christmas Celebrity Chase with her and I'm in constant awe of her trivia knowledge teamed with her radiant personality.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
MULHEERRRRRRRNNNNNNN
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
MULHEERRRRRRRNNNNNNN
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Captain Tom's daughter, 2024
fucking bulldozers
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Captain Tom's daughter, 2024
I just completed my first sudoku and I'm really pleased with myself.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I just completed my first sudoku and I'm really pleased with myself.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
Crypto Investor Donates £9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion'
The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms
bylinetimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...