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GZY ⍼ גז"י
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He/His/ער/זייַן

This Too Shall Pass

Full Slack Engineer

Space laser operator

Dad joke cornisseur

Soros funded

Reskeets == endorsement.

Anonymous whistleblower line: https://ngl.link/yechielk
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אָן קעניגן, אָן קייזערס!
FSD horses....
a thing that really stuck with me from a historical novel I read years ago was a guy leaving a tavern v drunk and getting in his carriage confident that his horse knows the way home
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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y'all I'm traveling for work and truly lack the funds to do things like eat and get ubers while I'm away, but the plane ticket is non-refundable so I'll lose more money if I *don't* go...

if anyone feels like making a contribution that'd be greatly appreciated 🌈💕

paypal: paypal.me/trashhhonly
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ah, ok, well that settles it....
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yup, we all knew this was going to be the result....
Pete Hegseth says that President Trump has asked him to deploy an additional 500 National Guard members to DC. x.com/RapidRespons...
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The smile requirement will continue until morale improves.
My hot take is that a customer service person in a good mood can absolutely change the course of your day (I’ve seen it happen both ways) BUT the best way to get this result from your employees isn’t to force it but to give them more money/benefits and support
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This sure reads like Leavitt had her sister in law kidnapped so her brother could get custody of her kids...
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just a PSA that states have a process for folks to claim unclaimed money they probably don't know about.

Each state is its own process (usually going through the state comptroller), but if you Google "[state name] unclaimed funds" you can get the website for your state (or ones you used to live in)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Persian Bluesky ~100 BCE:

Stop treating Purim as the "Jewish Novruz!" It's its own holiday!

🧵1/127
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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To all my recent followers: Hugbot is a great way to break the doom in your doomscrolling. :) Give them a follow!
Nobody, nobody at all:

Me: Here, have a hug!
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
There are two ways to fix this, one requires growing a spine which I'm not very hopeful about so I imagine we'll be seeing a lot of resignations and half-assed campaigns going into 2026 instead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh no! @xkcd.com did one of those cancer updates that always makes me cry 😭

15 years! Here to you getting very old together!
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh check it out! It's 2002 again only dumber!
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Folks who promoted the Leopard Eating Faces Party in exchange for positions as Leopard Handlers getting their faces eaten by leopards.

Morale at all time low.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In a world of gross shit coming out of the White House this is so gross.
The White House's LinkedIn presence has changed their icon from the presidential seal to Trump's glowering face, so now anybody who worked for the White House has this shit on our LinkedIn profiles. www.linkedin.com/company/the-...
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Spending the first 5 minutes back from leave trying to find the perfect "I'm back" gif to post in the team Slack
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So what I'm hearing is that if someone had beef with Candace now is the time to act on it because it will be blamed on the French....

oh, and one (((Israeli))) as well.
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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There's no such thing as a fool-proof plan, only a fool-resistant one.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sounds like Hesset is saying "your guess is as good as mine 🤷"
TAPPER: Right before the election, Trump threatened to withhold federal funding from New York City if Mamdani were elected. Was that just bluster? He doesn't mean it?

HASSETT: Well, it feels like he doesn't mean it now
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This guy knows how to play Trump like a fiddle!
Reporter to Mamdani: President Trump says he loves NYC. Does NYC love President Trump?

Mamdani: NYC loves a future that is affordable, and I can tell you that there were more NYCers who voted for President Trump because of that focus on cost of living.

Trump: I got a lot of votes.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
big if true
Trump: "We actually now have for the first time peace in the Middle East after 3,000 years"
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Lol they're not even pretending this is about fentanyl anymore
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Today is the day Trump became president...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This reminds me of the arguments I had in 2016 when he was first getting on the scene, folks said they like him because "he says what's on his mind" and I was like yeah, but what's "on his mind" is terrible and gross! Why would you want that??
When they say Trump calling a reporter "piggy" is "just being honest," they are revealing a key feature of the reactionary mind: it believes, at a deep brainstem level, that *everyone* is awful & selfish & ugly on the inside. Everyone just suppresses it out of fear of social disapproval. Not Trump!
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
evergreen
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM