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That Darn Jess
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She/her Socially awkward penguin, intersectional feminist, nerd. "There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."
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I keep thinking about them saying "haven't you learned [from Renee Good's murder]" and... they don't understand why people are still coming out after they've shown they can and will kill us, because they're cowards, and they don't understand what it's like not to be a coward
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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important to clarify that he means the ELECTED Democrats couldn’t hold it together. the PUBLIC did, and that’s why we were furious. government employees who were out of work still firmly insisted a shutdown was worth it. eating ramen every night to defend our healthcare, but their senators caved
Asked if he's willing to shut down the government over ICE funding, Senator Cory Booker replies: "We had the longest government shutdown, and Democrats could not hold together to sustain that kind of pressure."
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Greg Bovino should be charged with murder under conspiracy doctrine. He was told weeks ago by a federal judge that he was going to cause the death of a civilian and was acting lawlessly.

He has persisted in stoking the exact conduct he was told to stop.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It is wild that the celebrity gossip magazine is providing more clear-eyed, direct reporting than traditional hard news outlets, but that’s life under a fascist regime, I guess.
People Magazine is incredibly clear eyed about ICE being a terrorist organization. I’ll probably buy a subscription because of it:
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This is a pretty clear indication that they’ve seen their escalation go unchecked and unchallenged. If the perp isn’t arrested, shooting protesters is going to be business as usual very soon.
I keep going back to this. This is a taunt. They're taunting us. There is no other possible interpretation of what they're doing.

But media simply ignores this deranged behavior, because if they talk about it, one must conclude that DHS is a rogue agency, of villainous paramilitary thugs.
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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if you want to throw a few bucks to an organization that is doing really great work against ICE here in Portland, this is a Willett family rec

pircoregon.org
Home | Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition
Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC) support immigrant rights through direct assistance, education, legal support, advocacy, and community organizing.
pircoregon.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Happy New Year from the Izu Shaboten Zoo!
January 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Bruh, this woman is about to set off the worst case of antisemitism and Islamophobia in America that we have seen in DECADES.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The layered musical duets have always been the best part of TikTok.
They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I called my senators and told them this. Thanked them for their No votes but said I’m furious that Dem leadership made this deal and that I’m tired of them treating us like fools.
If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.
These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me, watching elite athletes: the human body is incredible. It’s amazing what people can make their bodies do.
Also me: I am trapped in a horrible prison of flesh. This slowly decaying meat robot is a nightmare and a terrible burden.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Absolute worst part of rib fracture is how gross it feels. Painful, sure, but also there’s really nothing that can be done to stabilize the fracture so I can just feel stuff moving in ways it shouldn’t be moving. Every time I bend or turn and feel something shift it makes me want to barf. 🤢
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Of all the silly ways I’ve injured myself over the years, I may have reached the pinnacle. I cracked a rib trying to reach something in the bottom of the washing machine. 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Current mood.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’ve been fretting for weeks about having to fly solo with a knee injury and the various complications that entails. I finally sucked it up and paid to upgrade my ticket to first class and solved four different problems with one exorbitant expense.
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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En garde 🤺

#embroidery
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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🎃 TRASH! CLASH! PUMPKIN SMASH! 🗑️

Join @therealguyjudge.bsky.social and I for our Halloween Beaver League special over at twitch.tv/guyjudge!
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025

was just not something i considered tbh
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Ok let's say I take this literally

What did Jesus say about how we are supposed to treat the poor, Chip? Quickly
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM