Theodore Grunewald
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Distractedly commencing a dilatory relocation from that other place.
Distractedly commencing a dilatory relocation from that other place.
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Or want to.
can you die of too much news
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Or want to.
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All I can say is if that’s a real poem from RFK Junior, he’s an even worse writer than Nuzzi or Lizza. This whole thing offends me on a talent level more than anything else.
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All I can say is if that’s a real poem from RFK Junior, he’s an even worse writer than Nuzzi or Lizza. This whole thing offends me on a talent level more than anything else.
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I have read the RFK quote, and the good news is that I will definitely never be involved in a sex scandal at any point for the rest of my life.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have read the RFK quote, and the good news is that I will definitely never be involved in a sex scandal at any point for the rest of my life.
I roared so loudly with laughter, that I just woke up my bf.
OK, so maybe "I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow" is a bit of text which is rough on the eyeballs. But before we criticize, remember that the line was probably beautiful when spoken in his voice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I roared so loudly with laughter, that I just woke up my bf.
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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if anything we should increase the level of gay to encourage more of this
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
if anything we should increase the level of gay to encourage more of this
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housing crisis could solve itself if more conservatives self deported to russia to escape the gays
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
housing crisis could solve itself if more conservatives self deported to russia to escape the gays
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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Mamdani's first skeet since the meeting.
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mamdani's first skeet since the meeting.
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The most popular and handsomest boy is paying attention to him!
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The most popular and handsomest boy is paying attention to him!
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Whenever anybody tries to derive lessons from stuff like this, I'm like, "There is no formula here. Trump just loves celebrities."
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Whenever anybody tries to derive lessons from stuff like this, I'm like, "There is no formula here. Trump just loves celebrities."
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seize his assets. make his wife & kids paupers. get Elon Musk lined up next for same. and so on. grasp the nettle or die slow of this poison.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
seize his assets. make his wife & kids paupers. get Elon Musk lined up next for same. and so on. grasp the nettle or die slow of this poison.
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YOU HAVE TO PUT THE MAN IN HANDCUFFS AND TAKE HIM TO A JAIL CELL. any "resistance" Democrat who hasn't been spitballing game scenarios for ways & means to make this happen, since 2021 at least, is totally unserious, unsuited to confront this mad fascist usurpation
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE MAN IN HANDCUFFS AND TAKE HIM TO A JAIL CELL. any "resistance" Democrat who hasn't been spitballing game scenarios for ways & means to make this happen, since 2021 at least, is totally unserious, unsuited to confront this mad fascist usurpation
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and sure $10 billion (or even a minor fraction of it) would be a heavy crushing penalty but also, it's not like he's never just stiffed a plaintiff or creditor before! 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
and sure $10 billion (or even a minor fraction of it) would be a heavy crushing penalty but also, it's not like he's never just stiffed a plaintiff or creditor before! 🤷♂️
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"he can't do that it's illegal" no shit Sherlock but no one is stopping anything in the moment and that's the problem that can only be solved by us.
us
me and you and that guy and the lady over there and mail man and the delivery person and the grocery store bagger and the crossing guard and the
us
me and you and that guy and the lady over there and mail man and the delivery person and the grocery store bagger and the crossing guard and the
the ontological (inevitable?) flaw of seeking redress thru the courts is that even if they were capable of moving at appropriately urgent speed (they're manifestly not), their "remedies" don't really fix it, the damage has been irreversibly done
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"he can't do that it's illegal" no shit Sherlock but no one is stopping anything in the moment and that's the problem that can only be solved by us.
us
me and you and that guy and the lady over there and mail man and the delivery person and the grocery store bagger and the crossing guard and the
us
me and you and that guy and the lady over there and mail man and the delivery person and the grocery store bagger and the crossing guard and the
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Read some comments at Breitbart, and the MAGA faithful seem a little shell-shocked. Some are saying Trump is just laying a trap and playing “64d chess” (a real quote!), but others are starting to realize how badly Trump was owned. And of course, tons of the obligatory anti-Muslim gutter bigotry.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Read some comments at Breitbart, and the MAGA faithful seem a little shell-shocked. Some are saying Trump is just laying a trap and playing “64d chess” (a real quote!), but others are starting to realize how badly Trump was owned. And of course, tons of the obligatory anti-Muslim gutter bigotry.
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aged 79 and a half, Donald Trump made his second ever friend.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
aged 79 and a half, Donald Trump made his second ever friend.
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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I wish Dick Cheney was alive, so he could watch this and die again from an aneurysm
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wish Dick Cheney was alive, so he could watch this and die again from an aneurysm
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Watch this story—could be a very big deal.
“Mr. Vindman said releasing the transcript would expose what he views as years of conflicts of interest and corruption in Mr. Trump’s dealings with the Saudis.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
“Mr. Vindman said releasing the transcript would expose what he views as years of conflicts of interest and corruption in Mr. Trump’s dealings with the Saudis.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
Trump and Prince Had ‘Disturbing’ Call After Khashoggi’s Murder, Lawmaker Says
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Watch this story—could be a very big deal.
“Mr. Vindman said releasing the transcript would expose what he views as years of conflicts of interest and corruption in Mr. Trump’s dealings with the Saudis.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
“Mr. Vindman said releasing the transcript would expose what he views as years of conflicts of interest and corruption in Mr. Trump’s dealings with the Saudis.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
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Mamdani is hot and Trump loves to bask in the celebrity heat. It transcends politics for him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mamdani is hot and Trump loves to bask in the celebrity heat. It transcends politics for him.