Cigarette Smonker
@tangotwos.bsky.social
If I followed you, it's to ask if I can bum a dart.
They/Them
They/Them
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Here's one from when they kept finding messages written on brass shell casings.
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Here's one from when they kept finding messages written on brass shell casings.
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I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
Twin Peaks? more like Peak, Twin.
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Twin Peaks? more like Peak, Twin.
Mayor McCheese was on the island.
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Mayor McCheese was on the island.
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oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library
eyyy it's me, the smonkler, i'm smonkling it up ova' here!
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
eyyy it's me, the smonkler, i'm smonkling it up ova' here!
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my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
Intersex brunch
Nonbinary lunch, genderfluid breakfast.
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Intersex brunch
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Orson Welles on the traitor Elia Kazan, who sold all of his communist party comrades out to McCarthy (they were all subsequently blacklisted).
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Orson Welles on the traitor Elia Kazan, who sold all of his communist party comrades out to McCarthy (they were all subsequently blacklisted).
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my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
I'm gonna be a buck fifty with you, guys. I've been slapping the term praxis on the end of thinga and hoping it fits.
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I'm gonna be a buck fifty with you, guys. I've been slapping the term praxis on the end of thinga and hoping it fits.
Chat are we cooked?
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Chat are we cooked?
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Oh, people wear naked dresses to the Grammys and they get applauded, but I wear assless chaps to work ONE TIME and now I’m meeting with HR.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Oh, people wear naked dresses to the Grammys and they get applauded, but I wear assless chaps to work ONE TIME and now I’m meeting with HR.
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how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
how am i suppose to feel patriotic when the founders of my country set up a system to give privilege to an already privileged elite through a series thinly veiled lies about liberty?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
it was never really suppose to be about us common people, was it?
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to believe Epstein acted alone and the ultra rich have no other fixers/brokers is simply delusional. He was a part of a network of like minded ghouls with support from a larger network of souless PR firms.
There’s literally a straight line between Trump, Epstein, and the retaliatory lawsuits against women who came forward with allegations against celebrity men like Amber Heard and Blake Lively. They all even have the same PR folks. And yet people still refuse to see it
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
to believe Epstein acted alone and the ultra rich have no other fixers/brokers is simply delusional. He was a part of a network of like minded ghouls with support from a larger network of souless PR firms.
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man you folded like a lawn chair honkey
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
man you folded like a lawn chair honkey
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Behold the field in which I grow my votes. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren of votes for transphobic candidates.
a man in a white robe is standing next to another man in a white robe
Alt: a man in a white robe is standing next to another man in a white robe behold the field in which I grow my fucks
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Behold the field in which I grow my votes. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren of votes for transphobic candidates.
I fear my actual threats of wanting to exterminate billionaires have spooked people away from my account.
Good, i'm not satire.
Good, i'm not satire.
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I fear my actual threats of wanting to exterminate billionaires have spooked people away from my account.
Good, i'm not satire.
Good, i'm not satire.
"Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination."
― Lucy Parsons
― Lucy Parsons
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination."
― Lucy Parsons
― Lucy Parsons
“Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth.”
― Lucy Parsons
― Lucy Parsons
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth.”
― Lucy Parsons
― Lucy Parsons
Who wants to fist fight and then make up kiss?
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Who wants to fist fight and then make up kiss?
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My last 24 hours:
Communists seeing their claims about the global bourgeoisie once again proven right only for the public to go “omg Alex Jones and the conspiracy theorists were right!”
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My last 24 hours:
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so you're telling me jk rowling loves protecting women so much she met with epstein after he got out of prison for being a pedo the first time? did she think that she could fix him? surely she's not just a transphobe and actually cares. surely.
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
so you're telling me jk rowling loves protecting women so much she met with epstein after he got out of prison for being a pedo the first time? did she think that she could fix him? surely she's not just a transphobe and actually cares. surely.
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You know this means we only go harder from here on out, right?
Target, UnitedHealth, Best Buy, Cargill and dozens of other Minnesota-based companies issued a joint statement Sunday calling for an “immediate de-escalation of tensions” and for “state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions.” https://cnn.it/4r78YLU
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You know this means we only go harder from here on out, right?