Tamara Jade
@tamaaya.net
Proprietress - Tamaaya's Cafe - a website about things - tamaaya.net
Washed up video game journalist and mobile phone repairer.
Profile pic by BRBeeps.
She/they
Washed up video game journalist and mobile phone repairer.
Profile pic by BRBeeps.
She/they
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Tamara Jade
@tamaaya.net
· Oct 18
Hello yes hi. You might remember me from other social media networks Stormo or some variant thereof.
Anyway I’m a girl now so that’s cool.
I’m currently unemployed, looking for work either writing or in customer service (but I really want to move away from that).
We can be friends if you like.
Anyway I’m a girl now so that’s cool.
I’m currently unemployed, looking for work either writing or in customer service (but I really want to move away from that).
We can be friends if you like.
So 2025's undisputable game of the year, Ball X Pit, has just had a huge update and is 20% off on Steam, so there's literally no excuse not to pick it up.
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM
So 2025's undisputable game of the year, Ball X Pit, has just had a huge update and is 20% off on Steam, so there's literally no excuse not to pick it up.
Sir, a third Cursed Units video has hit the internet.
Cursed Units 3: The British Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Joseph Newton
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sir, a third Cursed Units video has hit the internet.
There's an ambulance outside, and for once it isn't for me or my Dad.
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 PM
There's an ambulance outside, and for once it isn't for me or my Dad.
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by the age of 30 every woman should have:
- several crystals
- sexual trauma
- The Heft
- a pair of fingerless gloves
- 1 or 14 copies of The Communist Manifesto
- regular trauma
- at least one metaphysically impossible kink
- kleptomania
- several crystals
- sexual trauma
- The Heft
- a pair of fingerless gloves
- 1 or 14 copies of The Communist Manifesto
- regular trauma
- at least one metaphysically impossible kink
- kleptomania
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 AM
by the age of 30 every woman should have:
- several crystals
- sexual trauma
- The Heft
- a pair of fingerless gloves
- 1 or 14 copies of The Communist Manifesto
- regular trauma
- at least one metaphysically impossible kink
- kleptomania
- several crystals
- sexual trauma
- The Heft
- a pair of fingerless gloves
- 1 or 14 copies of The Communist Manifesto
- regular trauma
- at least one metaphysically impossible kink
- kleptomania
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Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
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Really love this genre of pulp covers I can only call "Man vs. Nature"
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Really love this genre of pulp covers I can only call "Man vs. Nature"
So the good news is that, by leaving the flat closed up and running the fan all day with no one here, it was a nice, cool 32 degrees inside when we finally got home.
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 AM
So the good news is that, by leaving the flat closed up and running the fan all day with no one here, it was a nice, cool 32 degrees inside when we finally got home.
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bom forecast dropping a new 'netflix and chill'
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
bom forecast dropping a new 'netflix and chill'
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"Across the country, renters are living in properties with no insulation, poor sealing, broken or inadequate fans or no cooling options at all. Others technically have air conditioning, but they are in such extreme rental stress they can’t afford to turn it on."
Australia’s heatwaves are getting deadlier – and renters are paying the price | Maiy Azize
Some are trapped in a vicious cycle: rising rents, rising energy bills and falling standards. But this is not inevitable
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 AM
"Across the country, renters are living in properties with no insulation, poor sealing, broken or inadequate fans or no cooling options at all. Others technically have air conditioning, but they are in such extreme rental stress they can’t afford to turn it on."
Happy 46 degrees, Melbourne.
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Happy 46 degrees, Melbourne.
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I want this post enlarged, laminated and distributed in bulk wherever Bovino goes for the rest of his squalid little life. He should hear it sung by crowds every single day, like he's Elizabeth II wanting to blow her brains out after hearing God Save the Queen for the quinvigintillionth time.
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I want this post enlarged, laminated and distributed in bulk wherever Bovino goes for the rest of his squalid little life. He should hear it sung by crowds every single day, like he's Elizabeth II wanting to blow her brains out after hearing God Save the Queen for the quinvigintillionth time.
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🎶Aperture finance… we do what we must because we can🎶
Aperture Finance users lose at least $3.4 million
January 25, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aperture-finance-exploit
January 25, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aperture-finance-exploit
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🎶Aperture finance… we do what we must because we can🎶
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This ship came from Oakland
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This ship came from Oakland
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if you made a video game with boxart this good in 2026, they'd kill you
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
if you made a video game with boxart this good in 2026, they'd kill you
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this is the plot of metal gear solid v
after having to use a project management app on my phone for one week i can feel myself becoming more hateful and scorned, as if the concerns of the earth interest me no longer, and the only thing that matters is more power, more control, all for me
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
this is the plot of metal gear solid v
Happy Highguard launch date to those who celebrate.
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Happy Highguard launch date to those who celebrate.
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
God he's hot.
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
God he's hot.
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Big day for the understanding of the #AtlasNetwork in Australia. Thanks to Gareth Hutchens and the ABC for publishing the story (and the namecheck 🫣).
You can’t understand the last 50 years of Australia’s history (closer to a century in quieter ways) without this.
#auspol #NZpol
You can’t understand the last 50 years of Australia’s history (closer to a century in quieter ways) without this.
#auspol #NZpol
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Big day for the understanding of the #AtlasNetwork in Australia. Thanks to Gareth Hutchens and the ABC for publishing the story (and the namecheck 🫣).
You can’t understand the last 50 years of Australia’s history (closer to a century in quieter ways) without this.
#auspol #NZpol
You can’t understand the last 50 years of Australia’s history (closer to a century in quieter ways) without this.
#auspol #NZpol
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I mean, this was pretty much my criticism over a decade ago
Ah yes, Serco, the company known for *checks notes* operating inhumane offshore detention centres and providing training to ICE agents. That's exactly who our government should pay to help with NDIS case management.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I mean, this was pretty much my criticism over a decade ago
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"The Number of the Beast" begins with the same melody as "When the Saints Go Marching In"
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 AM
"The Number of the Beast" begins with the same melody as "When the Saints Go Marching In"
As an asthmatic, it's rough.
So in Melbourne the air smells of burning eucalypt forest -- has since at least midnight -- and visibility is maybe 2km.
It's not good.
It's not good.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
As an asthmatic, it's rough.