boocanan
@boocanan.bsky.social
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〄 boo | based in BC | she/her graphic designer & artist for music, games, & ttrpg also a musician, dj, general nuisance ☼ contact: [email protected] dm or email for quotes | COMMISSIONS: closed for now !!!
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new work for Lord Genmu -
JG4i
digital cover
a mysterious orb filled with green, black, yellow, purple, and hot pink technicolor energy set against a black background. a halo encircles the lower quarter of the orb, and mysterious red/hot pink spectral energy flows from the middle
boocanan.bsky.social
SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Things are starting to feel pretty scary, I won’t get into it but I’m feeling uncertain about how reliable money will be for a while.

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Hey so I'm expecting a lot of really big hits to my savings at the end of this year, so if you like my work might I entice you to throw even a buck over to my patreon?

If we hit $100 i'll commit to doing patreon monthly content for my writing/art!

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boocanan.bsky.social
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
boocanan.bsky.social
there used to be a simple elegance to this kind of thing. now all console fans do is viggle edit each other's avatars over machinery accident videos
boocanan.bsky.social
soup to nuts it's total gibberish. absolutely embarassing
boocanan.bsky.social
xbox: porno machine as mentioned

xbox 360: i get it you didn't wanna be one number behind the ps3 but now it sounds like a car stereo

xbox one: that's just not true

xbox one s/x: mom doesn't know which one to buy so we just upgraded my PC

xbox series s/x: not sure if these are out or real
boocanan.bsky.social
it's always baffled me that microsoft's never named their consoles anything even halfway sensible. even just "xbox" feels like i got a damn porno machine in the living room
boocanan.bsky.social
critical is an absolute blast have fun!!!
boocanan.bsky.social
i hope something really really really bad happened to him seconds after he beat the game and i hope it took a long time.
boocanan.bsky.social
dude i hope you get blown apart by a fucking howitzer
kid chameleon doing some stupid fucking bullshit again. fuck you kid chameleon fuck you so much
boocanan.bsky.social
all respect to Sega Technical Institute but Kid Chameleon sucks insane-o dog dick the long way. there is a hatred fueling Kid Chameleon that we as loving humans might never be able to truly understand
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
boocanan.bsky.social
i'm so sorry i had to include the og question because i nearly pissed myself laughing

my OD chapter is called GOODNIGHT and it is about a child actor (total metahuman fake kid) who's convinced his TV (Cary Elwes) is going to eat him. total chris cunningham shit, pure evil
"hideo kojima approaches you with a blank check and says "boocanan i need that big ass brain to cook me up a" the question ends.

directly above it "sorry this ask box sucks on mobile so that kojima question sent prematurely. ok hideo kojima comes to you and is like 'boocanan i need your big ass brain to cook me up an original entry in my OD anthology' who are you getting for your lead actor and who will score it"
boocanan.bsky.social
VERY TOUGH but i think it's probably sugah daddy or devil's pie. when devil's pie showed up in belly i was like OH SHIT
"Boofie it’s Andrew, what’s your favorite D’Angelo song"
boocanan.bsky.social
have people in your life that will push you to freak it and then you will discover you always had the power
"Boocanan, how do I freak it?"
boocanan.bsky.social
get an air fryer at your earliest convenience
"do you have any wisdom you hand out on the mountaintop"
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
boocanan.bsky.social
i forgot how to read tekken notation so you can't hurt me anymore crass
"Hey Boo, Crasspants here. F,b,db,d,df,f,1"
boocanan.bsky.social
well for one thing you can't actually get in a freaky friday situation with a guy that can't talk. but if it did happen william would probably just run outside and kill him and my body from eating bugs and grass and running out in traffic. he don't know what humans got to do on this earth
"What would you do if you and William swapped places in a Freaky Friday situation?"
boocanan.bsky.social
hi jolyne :) fighting games would depend on the actual title i guest in, but my wrestling theme has always been DJ Mehdi - Signatune. sounds awesome, wakes the crowd up, and i get the thomas bangalter edit on longer walkouts. can't lose
"heya Boo it's BeetleButch what's a song you would want as your theme in a fighting game or as a wrestling intro?"
boocanan.bsky.social
i don't know... i'm so sorry. i'm just so sorry for us all...
"Hi boo - why are you Canadian?"
boocanan.bsky.social
if you know who anime boocanan is, then doesn't she already live in the real world? she escaped my mind and is now festering in yours... what will you do with her...
"what would happen if anime boocannan escaped into the real world?"
boocanan.bsky.social
mai shiranui stays in dead or alive. not necessarily where i go to do my thing but in the eyes of many i will be revered like a bodhisattva
"crossovers are erased from existence and fundamentally disallowed. except for a single "character x in work y" of your choosing. what do you ordain as the Only crossover"