It'sa me, Rocko.
@suntoryboss.bsky.social
Likes running. Plays games. Reads books. Sauna addict. Socialist AF.
Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job.
Welcome to the shit show.
Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job.
Welcome to the shit show.
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Off and on it
![[Scene is heaven, in clouds. JESUS, acting as God’s PA, is briefing God, a big ball of light with arms sat at an executive desk, with a computer on it].
Jesus [holding a tablet computer]:
OK, so -
The next one to check in on is…
‘Earth’.
God: Spelling?
Jesus: E-A-R-T-H.
[God types into the computer]
tap-tap-tap-tap-tap. Tap.
God: F—ing hell.
What’s happened here!?
We need to complain - get me the manager.
Jesus: Uh, well, the most powerful one is…
[Jesus turns his iPad round to show God. We can’t see the screen]
God: What is that.
I mean, it’s been a while but that’s definitely not how I designed them. Are you sure we’ve got the right planet?
Jesus: Yes, this is the… top human.
God: Off and on it again
Jesus: I’ll book the meteor
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January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Off and on it
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It’s always important to go and talk to your listeners
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
It’s always important to go and talk to your listeners
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There are many surreal things about Donald Trump suddenly turning geopolitics into influencer drama by publishing world leaders’ DMs – but one standout is Trump truly doesn’t understand flattery might be insincere or tactical. It just works on him. He’s that easy.
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
There are many surreal things about Donald Trump suddenly turning geopolitics into influencer drama by publishing world leaders’ DMs – but one standout is Trump truly doesn’t understand flattery might be insincere or tactical. It just works on him. He’s that easy.
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Incredible foley moment from Heat
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Incredible foley moment from Heat
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
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This administration is to tyranny what vibe coding is to computer programming
Smarter people than me are obviously going through the details on all of this stuff but I genuinely don't see how any of the multiple insane things Trump is doing right now ever actually work out
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This administration is to tyranny what vibe coding is to computer programming
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That’s two feet of straight neck
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
That’s two feet of straight neck
@iandunt.bsky.social apologies if you've been bombarded with this message, but delighted to hear you getting a reference on the new Sleaford Mods album.
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Spotify – Web Player
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January 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
@iandunt.bsky.social apologies if you've been bombarded with this message, but delighted to hear you getting a reference on the new Sleaford Mods album.
open.spotify.com/track/7L0Dlj...
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This might be the single most pathetic thing I've seen in my adult life.
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has given her Nobel Peace Prize medal to President Donald Trump during a meeting at the White House, saying it was a recognition of his commitment to her country's freedom
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Machado presents Trump with her Nobel award at White House meeting
Trump thanked Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, calling it "a wonderful gesture of mutual respect".
www.bbc.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
This might be the single most pathetic thing I've seen in my adult life.
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Prediction: Labour will try to do this in two weeks time, when it is least effective, after coming under attack for their own continued use of the site, which they fail to justify.
Labour can extend this beyond X and start going after Reform politicians making money from the site. "Will Farage give back the money he made from this sex offender site?" Etc...
Has there ever been any poll showing the public this united? yougov.co.uk/technology/a...
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Prediction: Labour will try to do this in two weeks time, when it is least effective, after coming under attack for their own continued use of the site, which they fail to justify.
Genuinely astonishing. It's a shame I'm too tired to get worked up about it, on account of having just returned from the front lines of the war on protein.
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Genuinely astonishing. It's a shame I'm too tired to get worked up about it, on account of having just returned from the front lines of the war on protein.
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kemi, this is just a population density map
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the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to
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I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
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Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
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January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
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good that everyone is posting photos of this guy
hey one quick and unrelated question
hey one quick and unrelated question
This is the ICE/CBP agent responsible for mudering a woman in cold blood.
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
good that everyone is posting photos of this guy
hey one quick and unrelated question
hey one quick and unrelated question
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checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
checking in on the president:
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First post. What a film to start with. So iconic they’re still making them nearly 40 years later.
Predator — 9 January 1988
#AdmitOneDaily
#cinema #movietickets #filmhistory #predator #1980s #arnoldschwarzenegger
callsheetapp.com/movie/106
Predator — 9 January 1988
#AdmitOneDaily
#cinema #movietickets #filmhistory #predator #1980s #arnoldschwarzenegger
callsheetapp.com/movie/106
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
First post. What a film to start with. So iconic they’re still making them nearly 40 years later.
Predator — 9 January 1988
#AdmitOneDaily
#cinema #movietickets #filmhistory #predator #1980s #arnoldschwarzenegger
callsheetapp.com/movie/106
Predator — 9 January 1988
#AdmitOneDaily
#cinema #movietickets #filmhistory #predator #1980s #arnoldschwarzenegger
callsheetapp.com/movie/106
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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man
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I'm 71, my wife is 58 years old and I have made her happy for 47 beautiful years. There is nothing wrong with our relationship, but please--keep taking your potshots if it makes you feel brave.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm 71, my wife is 58 years old and I have made her happy for 47 beautiful years. There is nothing wrong with our relationship, but please--keep taking your potshots if it makes you feel brave.
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Half Ma’am Half Brisket