Return of Jeff May Reply Guy
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Return of Jeff May Reply Guy
@suedenim.bsky.social
Video game writer.

You’ve played one of them.
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INVERT Y

TILL I DIE
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I PROMISE you you're not prepared for this song.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bullshit @nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Birdcage releases today (@polygonbird.games) so here’s our interview with composer Barry Topping from late last year
Paradise Killer Composer Barry Topping Interview | Restart
“I've been trying to choose the projects I've been working on pretty carefully. I'm definitely trying to build towards something.”
www.restart.run
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A Scottish morning
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Well no one at this Halloween party guessed that I was a bedsheet, what is fucking wrong with people
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s surreal having someone camp outside the studio and harass team members about when the next trailer is coming out. You’re angrily demanding… promotional content? That’s meant to entice you to buy the game?? What is this culture??
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Donkey Kong ravaging through folks homes and taking their gold has me thinking about Art Prykke’s take on tropical freeze

youtu.be/90Lf7KU-egk?...
Gamewank Presents: Art Prykke on Donkey Kong
YouTube video by Pleasureland
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July 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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@hankgreen.bsky.social @kibblesmith.com this can’t be a coincidence
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social @kibblesmith.com this can’t be a coincidence
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Was so pleased walking into the cinema without knowing anything about Sinners and the ticket machine started playing the trailer at me
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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grabbing the wrong disk and accidentally teaching Neo the art of geisha
April 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This RDR2 machinima we did is making me yuk and deserves more peepers. If you haven't seen it, it and this marketing catchphrase are both new to you!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB83...
The Lost Diaries of Arthur Morgan: Bird Thoughts
YouTube video by Small Beans
www.youtube.com
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Explaining to my gf that my mum used to pour boiling water into a glass irn bru bottle and then bang it in a big sock for me to take to bed as a hot water bottle and I think she suspects that I’m actually 90 years old
March 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Head chef here makes a mean burger. Didn’t care for the dessert though.
March 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This is like that Sagan quote about reading an old book and sharing a thought with a friend across the oceans of time
I ate like trash today or whatever day you’re reading this
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What the shitting hell
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@hanamichels.bsky.social there are two wolves inside of you
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I did not die, despite what you may have read in the newspaper, and I’m pretty annoyed with whoever decided to use the phrase “perished like a dog” when writing my obituary.
January 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Even if you don't have any followers you should be reskeeting all of my posts. It's how I distinguish the true loyalists who will be allowed to join me when I ascend.
January 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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If that upcoming game you were looking forward to gets delayed, don’t get upset or threaten devs; they probably have a good reason to delay.

They probably just don’t like you.
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
We have realised that the cat fakes a limp to be given painkillers. I wouldn’t mind as much if it didn’t cost so much more than human painkillers.
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Playing video games!

www.twitch.tv/gamefully_un...
Gamefully_Unemployed - Twitch
Chill
www.twitch.tv
December 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
If that upcoming game you were looking forward to gets delayed, don’t get upset or threaten devs; they probably have a good reason to delay.

They probably just don’t like you.
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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bad news bro, they're roasting you in party select. they're not even optimizing your equipment. you have 5 unspent skill points. you're not even wearing elemental resistant armor for this dungeon's theme. your loyalty mission is incomplete.
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 AM