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Jennifer Udden
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Literary agent at LDLA, author of publishing newsletter A Faster No & cohost of publishing podcast Shipping & Handling!
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2house2fly.bsky.social
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
I’m so sorry but it’s kind of incredible that this particular stupid book came out the same week people happen to have been posting the cricket bat speech all over social media
a page with a scene from Stoppard’s The Real Thing: “Henry: Henry Shut up and listen. This thing here, which loo like a wooden club, is actually several pieces of particular wood cunningly put together in a certain way so that the whole thing is sprung, like a dance floor. It's for hitting cricket balls with. If you get it right, the cricket ball will travel two hundred yards in four seconds, and all you've done is give it a knock like knocking the top off a bottle of stout, and it makes a noise like a trout taking a fly... (He clucks his tongue to make the noise.) What we're trying to do is to write cricket bats, so that when we throw up an idea and give it a little knock, it might... travel…(He clucks his tongue again and picks up the script.) Now, what we've got here is a lump of wood of roughly the same shape trying to be a cricket bat, and if you hit a ball with it, the ball will travel about ten feet and you will drop the bat and dance about…” the next page with the rest of the speech: “…shouting 'Ouch!' with your hands stuck into your armpits. (indicating the cricket bat) This isn't better because someone says it's better, or because there's a conspiracy by the MCC to keep cudgels out of Lords. It's better because it's better. You don't believe me, so I suggest you go out to bat with this and see how you on. You're a strange boy, Billy, how old are you? ‘Twenty, but I've lived more than you'll ever live.’ Ooh, ouch!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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chronicleflask.katday.com
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Saved by Stoppard Sir, In 1993 my wife and I went to see the first production of Arcadia by Tom Stoppard (obituary, Dec I), and in the interval I experienced a Damascene conversion. As a clinical scientist I was trying to understand the enigma of the behaviour of breast cancer, the assumption being that it grew in a linear trajectory spitting off metastases on its way. In the first act of Arcadia, Thomasina asks her tutor, Septimus: "If there is an equation for a curve like a bell, there must be an equation for one like a bluebell, and if a bluebell, why not a rose?" With that Stoppard explains chaos theory, which better explains the behaviour of breast cancer. At the point of diagnosis, the cancer must have already scattered cancer cells into the circulation that nest latent in distant organs. The consequence of that hypothesis was the birth of "adjuvant systemic chemotherapy", and rapidly we saw a striking fall of the curve that illustrated patients' survival. Stoppard never learnt how many lives he saved by writing Arcadia. Michael Baum Professor emeritus of surgery; visiting professor of medical humanities, UCL
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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ulycia.bsky.social
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
This update includes information you may find upsetting. Please take care when reading. From today, it is with a heavy heart that we announce trans girls will no longer be able to join Girlguiding. This is a decision we would have preferred not to make, and we know that this may be upsetting for members of our community. There will be no immediate changes for current young members, but more information will be shared soon. Most adult roles - including unit helpers, district helpers and administrative support - are already open to all, so we are confident that no volunteers will have to leave the organisation. Girlguiding believes strongly in inclusion, and we will continue to support young people and adults in marginalised groups. Over the next few months, we will explore opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us. We stand in solidarity with trans girls and women.
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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cemurphy.bsky.social
I've been remiss in promoting this, but there are NINE Zoe Chant books free through today!

www.zoechant.com/thankfulfors... for all of 'em

www.amazon.com/dp/B09MGD2DR... for mine, A CHRISTMAS LIKE NO OTTER :)
The very cute cover to Murphy Lawless's A CHRISTMAS LIKE NO OTTER features a golden otter in silhouette against a dark green background. Hearts, sparkling diamonds, and a variety of Christmas things—holly, candy canes, gifts, etc—surround the title. There's a silhouetted image of a small town with a big gazebo to one side, and the series title, Virtue Shifters, is featured above the gazebo. Cover art and design by Indigo Chick Designs.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
just how fuckin bad are the rest of those files
fritschner.bsky.social Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 29d
Back and then gone again, Republican leadership are signaling that the funding bill votes will be the only votes in the House this week, they're sending everyone home afterwards
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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tiny.baby
so many good pictures out there
stupid dipshit sitting at a table with cuomo signs on it holding his phone looking like he's going to barf
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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sarahweinman.com
"Curtis Sliwa has a mixed record with matzoh balls" is definitely sending me
chrysaora.bsky.social chris xu @chrysaora.bsky.social · Nov 3
Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
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November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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noethematt.bsky.social
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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blackamazon.bsky.social
Again, the fact he is semi useful sometimes about Trump when another person writes his material does not mean he deserves a “reward”

This unrepentant obvious oil slick is a triangulating transphobic fool.
ket.bsky.social Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · Oct 28
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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theferocity.bsky.social
HIT HIM AGAIN, ZOHRAN.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Oct 1
In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI.

Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?
An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo driving a train. An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo working on the outside of a building. An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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reactorsff.bsky.social
None of this would be happening if I had an enormous cursed sword
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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reactorsff.bsky.social
Look just because the major was found dead with two puncture holes in his neck does NOT mean the vampires have anything to do with it.

We're delighted to share an excerpt from Dead & Breakfast by @kathillisauthor.bsky.social and @rosieethor.bsky.social!

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Read an Excerpt From Dead & Breakfast by Kat Hillis and Rosiee Thor - Reactor
The new vampires in town are sinking their teeth into solving a murder…
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September 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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hels.bsky.social
If I posted something so dumb that Dril himself showed up in my comments to dunk on me, I would simply walk directly into the sea
theeblackgypsy 1d Hot take: as an extremely self aware person I don't benefit from therapy. dril 17h i produce my own therapy by thinking really hard using my 145 iq
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
BIG BOAT STUCK
Company launches plan to refloat, salvage grounded ship in Northwest Passage
Updated Sept. 11 at 4:50 p.m. ET A plan to salvage the cargo ship Thamesborg is underway after the Canadian Coast Guard completed aerial and remote-operated vehicle surveys of the vessel, which sits g...
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September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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emilyhughes.bsky.social
oh I think I'm good, actually, thanks!
photo of a horrible little fish in someone's hand with the headline "get to know the ratfish and the forehead teeth it uses during sex"
September 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ldlainc.bsky.social
HAPPY PUB DAY to @kalynjosephson.bsky.social and RAVENGUARD!!! Fourth and final in the RAVENFALL series - don't miss out!
September 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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emilyhughes.bsky.social
let’s fuckin GO youtu.be/EOwTdTZA8D8
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE - Official Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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September 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says, "Just wanting to share some bacon with all my lovable Muslim peeps this monning. It's the least I can do." Then another account quotes that with the caption, "Hey @ZohranKMamdani this is for you, Bone-petite!" And finally Zohran quote tweets that with the caption, "my brother, this isn't garlic and we're not vampires."
September 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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xer0.blacksky.app
A split screen of a woman and a man talking. The top is the woman (Tina Fey as Liz Lemon) saying “What a week, huh?”. The bottom is the man (Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy) replying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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wordbringer.eu
For the longest time I have believed that selling a healthy way of relating to online as "Going on The Computer" (like in your childhood) would make you loads of money.
kimkelly.bsky.social Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · Aug 21
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
At (another) Hampton’s fundraiser with Republican donors on Saturday, Andrew Cuomo said it plainly: he’s expecting Trump’s help to defeat us in November.

“I feel good about that,” Cuomo said.

New Yorkers won’t.
August 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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laurentheisen.bsky.social
it was really important to me that I find my way back to the Times Square Planet Hollywood after it reopened. here's how it went: defector.com/seeking-clos...
Seeking Closure At Planet Hollywood, Where My Life Once Exploded | Defector
Nostalgia is the only reason why there’s a new Planet Hollywood in Times Square. But my nostalgia is different from everybody else’s. While the caretakers of this functionally dead brand are trying to...
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August 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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chelseagsummers.bsky.social
Another day, another opportunity to flog the vintage porn for which I'm writing an intro in a new edition from @sandtclassics.bsky.social. I fiercely love this weird-ass novel.
Fanny Hill: Or, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure — Unnamed Press
by John Cleland Published: January 06, 2026 ISBN: 9781961884731 Paperback $17.95
www.unnamedpress.com
August 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM