Studley
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she glunk on my glorm but in an ironic sense . so like we both understand the format of the joke but w
he/him
he/him
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Look I get that bad faith actors have us hesitant to talk abt tech's influence on neurology but can we take a minute to admit that this is blatantly and unapologetically designed to break your dopamine system and reduce you to a gambling addict with some ADHD as collateral damage?
Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Look I get that bad faith actors have us hesitant to talk abt tech's influence on neurology but can we take a minute to admit that this is blatantly and unapologetically designed to break your dopamine system and reduce you to a gambling addict with some ADHD as collateral damage?
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Nut Luncheon
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nut Luncheon
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"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
I found this today (from Peter Kellner/YouGov) which answers part of your query.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
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Imagine handing your nephew their Christmas present, and they unwrap it to reveal a dying Homer doll.
Not been crazy about the jakks line, but this does kinda rule
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Imagine handing your nephew their Christmas present, and they unwrap it to reveal a dying Homer doll.
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Shrimp boys touch butts
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shrimp boys touch butts
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We've just raised £1,500,000 for charity! To everyone fundraising, the publishers and developers who donated their game to the Games Collection, and all you who have contributed at home - thank you so, so much. It couldn't happen without all of us together!
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We've just raised £1,500,000 for charity! To everyone fundraising, the publishers and developers who donated their game to the Games Collection, and all you who have contributed at home - thank you so, so much. It couldn't happen without all of us together!
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Hello! For the next two weeks I'm fundraising for The Trevor Project via Jingle Jam! The Trevor Project is amazing and provides crisis support for LGBTQ+ young people in America.
I've a schedule of my streams on my campaign page. And if you donate £35 you can receive a games collection as thanks!
I've a schedule of my streams on my campaign page. And if you donate £35 you can receive a games collection as thanks!
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hello! For the next two weeks I'm fundraising for The Trevor Project via Jingle Jam! The Trevor Project is amazing and provides crisis support for LGBTQ+ young people in America.
I've a schedule of my streams on my campaign page. And if you donate £35 you can receive a games collection as thanks!
I've a schedule of my streams on my campaign page. And if you donate £35 you can receive a games collection as thanks!
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Merry Jinglemas to you and yours! The tree is trimmed and we're just about ready for Jingle Jam! <3
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Merry Jinglemas to you and yours! The tree is trimmed and we're just about ready for Jingle Jam! <3
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Today is the first day of Jingle Jam! This is the schedule for the first week. I'll see you at 5pm today and On Friday 5th at 2pm for Important Videos VIII! Don't worry, I'm in more stuff next week when most of the guests have left.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Today is the first day of Jingle Jam! This is the schedule for the first week. I'll see you at 5pm today and On Friday 5th at 2pm for Important Videos VIII! Don't worry, I'm in more stuff next week when most of the guests have left.
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We’ve set out jaffa cakes and tea by the fire, with visions of donos dancing in our heads…there’s officially one sleep until Jingle Jam 2025. See you tomorrow!
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We’ve set out jaffa cakes and tea by the fire, with visions of donos dancing in our heads…there’s officially one sleep until Jingle Jam 2025. See you tomorrow!
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🎉 We've now hit £200,000!
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
Hope is here: help us deliver it
Hope is here. In just 5 hours, we hit our £100,000 target. We're upping our target. Let's take the fight to Reform in May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
🎉 We've now hit £200,000!
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
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I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
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SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
81. The better of 2 scifi franchises
81. The better of 2 scifi franchises
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
81. The better of 2 scifi franchises
81. The better of 2 scifi franchises
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
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November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Since I was elected leader of the Green Party, 100,000 new people have joined.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM