Uncle Baño
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finishing up turkey times by putting on manos while teaching myself to fly the mercury orbiter in reentry
as one does
as one does
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
finishing up turkey times by putting on manos while teaching myself to fly the mercury orbiter in reentry
as one does
as one does
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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when you gaze long into the lil frosting turkeys, the lil frosting turkeys gaze also into you
November 23, 2023 at 7:15 PM
when you gaze long into the lil frosting turkeys, the lil frosting turkeys gaze also into you
being exiled to the racist uncle/problem gambler cousin pavilion (tv room in the basement) for loudly and repeatedly reminding people of the reason for the season
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
being exiled to the racist uncle/problem gambler cousin pavilion (tv room in the basement) for loudly and repeatedly reminding people of the reason for the season
found the perfect snack for u lol
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
found the perfect snack for u lol
when it is thanksgiving and you have used SCIENCE to determine that cranberry wine counts as cranberry sauce
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
when it is thanksgiving and you have used SCIENCE to determine that cranberry wine counts as cranberry sauce
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have you heard the legend of the man who walks the roads of the earth on thanksgiving helping cousins who otherwise have no weed get suitably high? he quotes baudelaire about being your semblable, and when you stop to wonder how weird that word looks and sounds, he's vanished, his job done
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
have you heard the legend of the man who walks the roads of the earth on thanksgiving helping cousins who otherwise have no weed get suitably high? he quotes baudelaire about being your semblable, and when you stop to wonder how weird that word looks and sounds, he's vanished, his job done
getting ready to ruin this bird with my hanger like
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
getting ready to ruin this bird with my hanger like
inventing a new kind of guy: bets the under on every thanksgiving football game and won't shut up about it or stop yelling at the tv whenever someone scores
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
inventing a new kind of guy: bets the under on every thanksgiving football game and won't shut up about it or stop yelling at the tv whenever someone scores
heading to the roof with binoculars, a bullhorn, a bottle of ol grand dad, a shotgun, a turkey leg, and two albino pomeranians
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
heading to the roof with binoculars, a bullhorn, a bottle of ol grand dad, a shotgun, a turkey leg, and two albino pomeranians
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If you're fond of telling your fellow Thanksgiving diners that the turkey is indeed a dinosaur, then I've got an infographic for you
From the hips to the wishbone to the wrist joint, a turkey features SCADS of dinosaurian traits visible right there on your Thanksgiving table. Print and share!
From the hips to the wishbone to the wrist joint, a turkey features SCADS of dinosaurian traits visible right there on your Thanksgiving table. Print and share!
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you're fond of telling your fellow Thanksgiving diners that the turkey is indeed a dinosaur, then I've got an infographic for you
From the hips to the wishbone to the wrist joint, a turkey features SCADS of dinosaurian traits visible right there on your Thanksgiving table. Print and share!
From the hips to the wishbone to the wrist joint, a turkey features SCADS of dinosaurian traits visible right there on your Thanksgiving table. Print and share!
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
can't believe how commercial the macy's thanksgiving day parade has gotten
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
can't believe how commercial the macy's thanksgiving day parade has gotten
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watching Shaggy perform "wasn't me" on a golden turkey float during the thanksgiving parade and is this what a concussion feels like
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
watching Shaggy perform "wasn't me" on a golden turkey float during the thanksgiving parade and is this what a concussion feels like
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Model: Turkatron
Debut: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Year: 2003 (9595)
Designers: the artists at Williams Street, Wild Hare Studios, and Radical Axis
Debut: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Year: 2003 (9595)
Designers: the artists at Williams Street, Wild Hare Studios, and Radical Axis
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Model: Turkatron
Debut: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Year: 2003 (9595)
Designers: the artists at Williams Street, Wild Hare Studios, and Radical Axis
Debut: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Year: 2003 (9595)
Designers: the artists at Williams Street, Wild Hare Studios, and Radical Axis
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
Kids These Days™ won't believe it, but espn used to be fun. there were actually sports! it wasn't just the loudest morons disney can find screeching increasingly dumb takes at each other!!
youtu.be/99z_d-iRnsg
youtu.be/99z_d-iRnsg
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kids These Days™ won't believe it, but espn used to be fun. there were actually sports! it wasn't just the loudest morons disney can find screeching increasingly dumb takes at each other!!
youtu.be/99z_d-iRnsg
youtu.be/99z_d-iRnsg
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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oh hell yeah LET'S GOOOOOOO
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh hell yeah LET'S GOOOOOOO
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
logging on to this web site like
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
logging on to this web site like