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Danny Smith
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Professional programmer, amateur musician and game player, hobbyist geek. He/him. Views are my own or more likely Simpsons quotes. Also @[email protected] and stormfoo.com, formerly @StormFoo and @StormPooper on Twitter.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community

go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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the horseless head man
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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realistic Star Trek
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
August 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Ashamed of how funny I still find this
August 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Seems like a good time to update UK health and safety guidance to include a maximum working temperature. Incredible that there isn't one already! Petition:
www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/we...
We need a maximum working temperature
Every summer, temperatures are rising and working in prolonged heat and sun can be dangerous. It can cause a number of health concerns, from dehydration and dizziness to the most serious of illnesses....
www.megaphone.org.uk
July 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
lofi hip hop mix 🎶 beats to murder/exact revenge to
Cool - I'm going to get Steven Spielberg to play violin on my game
July 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The guy who stole my diary has died.

My thoughts are with his family.
June 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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📢 The Internet Archive needs your help.

At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.

Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.

👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the...

🧵⬇️
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Wow, this is amazing: Visual Basic 6 in the Browser (built with C#):

bandysc.github.io/AvaloniaVisu...
AvaloniaVisualBasic.Browser
bandysc.github.io
November 11, 2024 at 9:32 AM