Lisa Forte
@lisaforte.bsky.social
Cyber security, climbing, caving and diving! 💜
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Putting a data center in space is the dumbest idea I have ever heard and the more you know about data centers the dumber the idea gets
How do any of these people get paid money to have ideas like this
How do any of these people get paid money to have ideas like this
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Putting a data center in space is the dumbest idea I have ever heard and the more you know about data centers the dumber the idea gets
How do any of these people get paid money to have ideas like this
How do any of these people get paid money to have ideas like this
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Strong evidence that computers were a mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Strong evidence that computers were a mistake.
Scenario: your CTO gets indicted after you’re caught in a conspiracy to illegally export Nvidia chips to China what do you do?
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
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Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
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Tech firm’s new CTO gets indicted; company then claims he was never CTO
Corvex named Brian Raymond as CTO days before indictment for illegal chip exports.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Scenario: your CTO gets indicted after you’re caught in a conspiracy to illegally export Nvidia chips to China what do you do?
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
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Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
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Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬
Happy pre-budge day folks
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
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November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Happy pre-budge day folks
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
Taking part in my most hated activity: small talk 😂😂😭
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Taking part in my most hated activity: small talk 😂😂😭
If your perceived level of resilience and readiness is based on the sales pitches of the products and technologies you’ve acquired you’re headed for trouble…….
Resilience can’t be one layer thick!
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Resilience can’t be one layer thick!
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When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors.
So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and… |...
When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors.
So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and te...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If your perceived level of resilience and readiness is based on the sales pitches of the products and technologies you’ve acquired you’re headed for trouble…….
Resilience can’t be one layer thick!
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Resilience can’t be one layer thick!
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I became highly caffeinated and went on a rant about inclusivity of women so often being a PR slogan and nothing more.
Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples
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Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples
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Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it.
Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it.
I’ve been trying to buy…...
Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it.
Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it.
I’ve been trying to buy ...
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November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I became highly caffeinated and went on a rant about inclusivity of women so often being a PR slogan and nothing more.
Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples
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Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples
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Lando said it perfectly 🫡❤️
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lando said it perfectly 🫡❤️
Sunday work club - the coolest club around 😂🫡😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Sunday work club - the coolest club around 😂🫡😭
My Mongolia book is finally done and ordered. Only took 2 yrs 😂😂😂 it’s only a book for myself to remember the ummm “experience” but it still took me 2 years 😂
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My Mongolia book is finally done and ordered. Only took 2 yrs 😂😂😂 it’s only a book for myself to remember the ummm “experience” but it still took me 2 years 😂
What makes a crisis management team chair “outstanding”? Sometimes the people who make the best chairs aren’t the most senior people in the room
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What makes an outstanding crisis management chair/ crisis commander?
I have seen 3 in my entire career who I would honestly say attained the level of "outstanding".
There are a few key at...
What makes an outstanding crisis management chair/ crisis commander?
I have seen 3 in my entire career who I would honestly say attained the level of "outstanding".
There are a few key attributes t...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
What makes a crisis management team chair “outstanding”? Sometimes the people who make the best chairs aren’t the most senior people in the room
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I’m 39 in Jan (21 really but you know…) I decided to celebrate my last year of my 30’s instead of the usual “turning 40” year. So I need suggestions. Not a party person, like an adventure. Pretty much open to suggestions!
a cat is standing on its hind legs and giving a thumbs up .
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November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m 39 in Jan (21 really but you know…) I decided to celebrate my last year of my 30’s instead of the usual “turning 40” year. So I need suggestions. Not a party person, like an adventure. Pretty much open to suggestions!
Does the data show what we are doing is working? If not why are we continuing to do the same thing?
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If you’re not using data to drive your decision making then you’re making a big mistake.
One thing this industry isn’t always good at is looking at the data and asking “is what we are doing… | Lisa F...
If you’re not using data to drive your decision making then you’re making a big mistake.
One thing this industry isn’t always good at is looking at the data and asking “is what we are doing working?”...
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Does the data show what we are doing is working? If not why are we continuing to do the same thing?
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In the last month or so I’ve realised, or observed, three of my friends (who always hid this well it seems) being increasingly right wing. I am very centrist in my views and I have no issue with conservative views at all, right wing for me goes further than that. It’s upsetting, confusing and hard.
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In the last month or so I’ve realised, or observed, three of my friends (who always hid this well it seems) being increasingly right wing. I am very centrist in my views and I have no issue with conservative views at all, right wing for me goes further than that. It’s upsetting, confusing and hard.
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MIT casually rewriting their website and not noting it anywhere.
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
MIT casually rewriting their website and not noting it anywhere.
😂😂 I see no issues here
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
😂😂 I see no issues here
It’s Friday, in week after week of bad stories on the news, terrible weather and endless stress let’s appreciate this series of photos of a cat from an automated feeder 😂🥳😍
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s Friday, in week after week of bad stories on the news, terrible weather and endless stress let’s appreciate this series of photos of a cat from an automated feeder 😂🥳😍
This is a phenomenal book by the brilliant Carlo Masala. It “war games” out what would happen if Russia wins in Ukraine with worrying outcomes. Based off of data & analysis the scenario incl plausible elements and really captures some of the political figures well.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is a phenomenal book by the brilliant Carlo Masala. It “war games” out what would happen if Russia wins in Ukraine with worrying outcomes. Based off of data & analysis the scenario incl plausible elements and really captures some of the political figures well.
Facebook delicately reminding me how nice my life was 4yrs ago. Thanks 🙏😂😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Facebook delicately reminding me how nice my life was 4yrs ago. Thanks 🙏😂😭
Why your plans and playbooks need to be written so anyone can understand them. That may mean needing to more clearly defining terms like “urgent”.
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What does “urgent” mean?
I’ve seen many organisations including terms like this in their plans and playbooks when I’ve been conducting reviews of them but whilst you may write this into a plan fully…...
What does “urgent” mean?
I’ve seen many organisations including terms like this in their plans and playbooks when I’ve been conducting reviews of them but whilst you may write this into a plan fully ...
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October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why your plans and playbooks need to be written so anyone can understand them. That may mean needing to more clearly defining terms like “urgent”.
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Alastair Campbell on “the rest is politics” - “the first rule of crisis management is get to the truth fast”
He’s talking about crisis comms and I couldn’t agree more
He’s talking about crisis comms and I couldn’t agree more
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Alastair Campbell on “the rest is politics” - “the first rule of crisis management is get to the truth fast”
He’s talking about crisis comms and I couldn’t agree more
He’s talking about crisis comms and I couldn’t agree more
If you’re not planning for the welfare of your teams in an incident you are shooting yourself in the foot
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I saw an excellent post from Chani Simms about how cyber security is glamourised and actually a lot of the burnout, pressure, late nights, constant stress (and paranoia 😂) and suddenly shifting… | Lis...
I saw an excellent post from Chani Simms about how cyber security is glamourised and actually a lot of the burnout, pressure, late nights, constant stress (and paranoia 😂) and suddenly shifting circum...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If you’re not planning for the welfare of your teams in an incident you are shooting yourself in the foot
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Bristol lights show 😍
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bristol lights show 😍