1988 Pleaser
@stilldarius.bsky.social
Jesus, I’m sexy. My God, I’m vibrant. I’m a cross between attractive and elegant. I’m a hybrid.
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
📍ATL | Singer/Songwriter | Morehouse Man
Every picture I took today was trash. I promise I really am a handsome nigga. I’m just unphotogenic as hell.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Every picture I took today was trash. I promise I really am a handsome nigga. I’m just unphotogenic as hell.
My cousin’s wife brought coquito. I see what kind of day this is about to be.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My cousin’s wife brought coquito. I see what kind of day this is about to be.
We do not claim that.
The Balds take another loss.
I just spent some time googling Cynthia Erivo and I REALLY don’t like her baldheaded ass.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We do not claim that.
*sigh*
Well since y’all telling me I can be family with y’all… I hope you like green bean casserole 😁
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*sigh*
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It IS a day for stuffing, glaze, and (cream)pie.
Y'all holiday horny
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It IS a day for stuffing, glaze, and (cream)pie.
The unedited version of “Dedicated to My Ex” is so vulgar.
In the category of clean versions being better and more creative than the OG
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
“Shawty a ten” is a better song in every conceivable way than “shawty is the 💩”
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The unedited version of “Dedicated to My Ex” is so vulgar.
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In the category of clean versions being better and more creative than the OG
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
“Shawty a ten” is a better song in every conceivable way than “shawty is the 💩”
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In the category of clean versions being better and more creative than the OG
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner
Play By David Banner
Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
Y’all last name Joseph?
did I ever tell y’all about that Thanksgiving my mama went to the hotel to beat up my auntie because she felt like my aunt hadn’t helped enough with my dying grandfather and the hotel room got trashed but my uncle, who’d slept with both of my aunts and my mama, managed to de-escalate
happy holidays
happy holidays
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Y’all last name Joseph?
While I understand the sentiment, I must respectfully disagree here my brother. That shit will in fact be put on today.
A post that i think that we can all get behind:
“Eatin pants” > dressing up for Thanksgiving
“Eatin pants” > dressing up for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
While I understand the sentiment, I must respectfully disagree here my brother. That shit will in fact be put on today.
I stepped out back for all of two seconds to take out the trash and immediately started cussing.
the weather went from "Princess Diana outfits" to "i bet you won't bring your ass out here with no coat" in literally 12 hours?????
can we just blow the planet up and start over pls???
can we just blow the planet up and start over pls???
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I stepped out back for all of two seconds to take out the trash and immediately started cussing.
Did Kelis ever get her answer?
Busta, what it is right now??
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Did Kelis ever get her answer?
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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ALRIGHT.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ALRIGHT.
Cousin walks are for reefer with people who are essentially siblings, not crystal meth with people you’d fuck if nobody was looking.
i don’t like that yt people have started talking about cousin walks. 1) they barely have cousins 2) they do coke together in the open
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cousin walks are for reefer with people who are essentially siblings, not crystal meth with people you’d fuck if nobody was looking.
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Yall not busy frying turkeys?
Everybody on here loud about what they want… but are you also the person you’re asking for?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yall not busy frying turkeys?
Yes.
Is this the boy version of "where are my panties?"?
WHERE ARE MY SOCKS
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yes.
Y’all, I cannot find my black turtleneck. It’s about to be a state of emergency in this house.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Y’all, I cannot find my black turtleneck. It’s about to be a state of emergency in this house.
When the yams squirt (the syrup meets the mac) >>>>
When the Mac and Yams scissor>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When the yams squirt (the syrup meets the mac) >>>>
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i love a holiday hot take. my uncle once told me "oh bobby caldwell been white for years. now that lincoln? abe lincoln? a black man. he just didn't like it that much."
Alright…. My uncle just said “that boy Curry can’t dribble”
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i love a holiday hot take. my uncle once told me "oh bobby caldwell been white for years. now that lincoln? abe lincoln? a black man. he just didn't like it that much."
I may be the one millennial who still wants a formal living and dining room. Open concept homes are a trick of the enemy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I may be the one millennial who still wants a formal living and dining room. Open concept homes are a trick of the enemy.
It’s cold as shit this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s cold as shit this morning.
Volcano vids.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Volcano vids.
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There’s peace in not having to worry about what is coming back on you for the shitty deeds you put out into the world.
Which is why life is much easier when you’re a good person.
Which is why life is much easier when you’re a good person.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
There’s peace in not having to worry about what is coming back on you for the shitty deeds you put out into the world.
Which is why life is much easier when you’re a good person.
Which is why life is much easier when you’re a good person.
Y’all. I put my whole entire ass in these greens.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Y’all. I put my whole entire ass in these greens.
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Expeditiously
One thing about me, ima block you right back
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Expeditiously