Steven Perkins
@stevenperkins.bsky.social
A bomb-diggy drum coming at ya with the poof (he/him)
‘Hold Me Closer’ by Cornelia Jakobs just came on Spotify
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
‘Hold Me Closer’ by Cornelia Jakobs just came on Spotify
ohhhh i am in this picture and i don’t like it
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ohhhh i am in this picture and i don’t like it
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An extraordinary thing, this.
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
Trans Mission - Wednesday 11th March
Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander team up for a Trans Mission: an all-star solidarity concert for the trans community at OVO Arena Wembley
www.transmissionlive.uk
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
An extraordinary thing, this.
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
realising now that I am very unreasonable about other people’s file-naming systems, like when I download a document attached to an email and have to go searching for it in my downloads folder all WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST NAME IT THE WAY I WOULD HAVE DONE 😡
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
realising now that I am very unreasonable about other people’s file-naming systems, like when I download a document attached to an email and have to go searching for it in my downloads folder all WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST NAME IT THE WAY I WOULD HAVE DONE 😡
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"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."
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JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
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No, that’s pretty much what I’d expect
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No, that’s pretty much what I’d expect
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Sweating at Heathrow border control because I’ve swallowed 15 copies of uncut Intermezzo
Sally Rooney's books may be pulled off UK shelves due to her support for Palestine Action group
The author said it was “unclear” whether any UK company can make payments to her.
www.thejournal.ie
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sweating at Heathrow border control because I’ve swallowed 15 copies of uncut Intermezzo
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
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yep!!! incredible
Ironically Theresa May was less of a TERF than like, any Labour frontbencher
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
yep!!! incredible
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"Sylvia, just heard back from the Masterchef people... no, bad news, I'm afraid, they've decided to go with Grace Dent instead... uh-huh... they said they were looking for something more upbeat... yes, still waiting to hear back from Bake Off."
A fruit that's death to taste: dark flesh, dark parings.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Sylvia, just heard back from the Masterchef people... no, bad news, I'm afraid, they've decided to go with Grace Dent instead... uh-huh... they said they were looking for something more upbeat... yes, still waiting to hear back from Bake Off."
oh I went to university with like 20 of this guy
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
oh I went to university with like 20 of this guy
It scares me how much time I spend these days watching celebrities in things and just thinking “oh my god what have you done to your FACE”
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It scares me how much time I spend these days watching celebrities in things and just thinking “oh my god what have you done to your FACE”
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
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me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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I've just updated the available cats page, we have some REALLY special kitties in and some of them have been waiting ages. Their forever home might be on your timeline, please share? 🥰
Moggies looking for homes
After hearing 50,000 times that we should put the available cats on the website, we’ve made a page! Hooray! However, it is still just me doing most of the work in the shelter. So there’…
hollysmerrymoggies.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I've just updated the available cats page, we have some REALLY special kitties in and some of them have been waiting ages. Their forever home might be on your timeline, please share? 🥰
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again: why are newspapers referencing Benefits Street in 2025? Are you going to ask the cast of Dancing On Ice All-Stars what they think about the budget too?
Daily Mail: THE BRAIN DRAIN FROM STARMER’S SOCIALIST CHAOS #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
again: why are newspapers referencing Benefits Street in 2025? Are you going to ask the cast of Dancing On Ice All-Stars what they think about the budget too?
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
Earlier today I remember looking at a card that I needed to post tonight and thought "if I leave it there I will definitely forget about it, I need to move it somewhere where I'll see it and remember to post it"
anyway guess how that went
anyway guess how that went
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Earlier today I remember looking at a card that I needed to post tonight and thought "if I leave it there I will definitely forget about it, I need to move it somewhere where I'll see it and remember to post it"
anyway guess how that went
anyway guess how that went
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind