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Steve Newall
@stevenewall.bsky.social
Doing stuff in Aotearoa New Zealand:
Co-founder: @imvaotearoa.bsky.social
Editor: www.flicks.co.nz
Programmer/Producer: www.fraudfilmfest.co.nz
Board: www.showmeshorts.co.nz
Tis the season!

🪡: Fiona Campbell
📷 & 🌹: @ssarahthomsonn.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is the best sponsorship of all time and no further sponsors need sponsor anything else ever again
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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It’s kind of incredible that The Onion’s aiming to surpass the Washington Post in print circulation but I’m here for it.
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HDU were great, sometimes transcendent last night.

Come see them on the street this eve at The Others Way
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page

Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Wow I just found out that the band Tool are atheists. Their songs make a lot more sense now 🤯
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The First Amendment
I would like to motion that we add bug-a-salt to the HLB briscoes nz tweet
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Does anyone know the HDU set times tonight?
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Boards Chair here - before our BOT passed a motion affirming our commitment to Te Tiriti, I received emails from parents and teachers urging the board on.

The union never said a word.

Amazing that reaffirming a commitment to Te Tiriti is viewed as "anti-govt" (his words)
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Come on Kool & the Gang, we're saving "Celebration" for a certain occasion. You have good songs you can be playing until then.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Over the past week Metallica, Tool, Doja Cat, Kokoroko and more have played in NZ, the country international acts never come to anymore according to certain pundits
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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No, sorry, I mean, fucking Christ, how many nurses is that we could have kept in ANZ? How many radiologists/radiographers is it? Enough to clear the eight-month wait list for a basic CT?
As Craig Renney revealed to a shocked Dr Gary Payinda, Te Whatu Ora underspent its wages budget by $500m which has been signed off by Willis & returned to general coffers. Let that sink in. The money was there, but they deliberately underspent. On orders?
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Vince Gilligan on #TheQuietEarth and its influence on PLURIBUS
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Back on the murder mystery beat 🤙
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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#nzpol Is the government so broke that it will allow "at least three years of ageing Interislander ferries plying the notorious stretch of water with no viable rescue vessel if things go wrong"? thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608... 1/3
Cook Strait rescue tug going with no replacement
Transport Minister Chris Bishop blames “a significant escalation in costs and little clear benefit” for calling it quits on a replacement.
thepost.co.nz
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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it is really wild to me how much the Republican party line is that Americans are no longer allowed to be fat slobs, that we don't get to eat carrot cake or wear bucees branded polyester pajama pants to fly to Munich any more. fuck you! I'm an American!!
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Investigative journalism banger alert
The Cook Islands allowed over a hundred shadow fleet tankers trafficking sanctioned Russian and Iranian oil. A Big Read from me looking at the curious case of Maritime Cook Islands with an investigation employing big data analysis and fieldwork in Raro. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/com...
The dark fleet hiding in our own backyard: How the Cook Islands sold its flag to Moscow and Tehran
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: How shadow fleets made the Cook Islands flag inconvienent.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fizzing about seeing HDU not once but twice this week. One of those times is literally on Karangahape Rd?? Buzzy
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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the wealthy have a new face. they look upsetting to us but to them it is a mark of status, one that marks membership in a new species. surgical powdered wigs. nasty time to be alive
Why would you even care about how you look if you have a billion dollars
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM