Stankloaf
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Yes weather app I know how many years it’s been since my last Real Feel you don’t have to rub it in
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Yes weather app I know how many years it’s been since my last Real Feel you don’t have to rub it in
That's all I have to say about that - proceeds to go on for 2 more minutes about 'that'
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
That's all I have to say about that - proceeds to go on for 2 more minutes about 'that'
Believe me, I'm not an asshole sounds like something an asshole would say.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Believe me, I'm not an asshole sounds like something an asshole would say.
Dentist about to give me some novocaine: How long do you want to be numb?
Me: You mean for the tooth work or to the world situation?
Me: You mean for the tooth work or to the world situation?
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Dentist about to give me some novocaine: How long do you want to be numb?
Me: You mean for the tooth work or to the world situation?
Me: You mean for the tooth work or to the world situation?
Elon is having ANOTHER kid?!
Usha Vance makes big announcement amid marriage questions
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Usha Vance makes big announcement amid marriage questions
twp.ai
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Elon is having ANOTHER kid?!
Been getting high since 1979. Just act normal it's easy to do. Cops and other authority figures; shipmates in the Navy - I was stoned as all get out & no one knew.
Subtle, Discreet Ways to Enjoy Weed Without Being Obviously High
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Subtle, Discreet Ways to Enjoy Weed Without Being Obviously High
twp.ai
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Been getting high since 1979. Just act normal it's easy to do. Cops and other authority figures; shipmates in the Navy - I was stoned as all get out & no one knew.
Post a car picture you took.
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Post a car picture you took.
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Just found our next James Bond.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Just found our next James Bond.
If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all is why I'm practically mute.
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all is why I'm practically mute.
When I was a teen I didn't hate adults. Several of them sold me marijuana.
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
When I was a teen I didn't hate adults. Several of them sold me marijuana.
If you die of old age you have nobody to blame but yourself.
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
If you die of old age you have nobody to blame but yourself.
I have the best humility of all time if I do say so myself.
January 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I have the best humility of all time if I do say so myself.
I feel many people are angry overall because they don't have any money so I'm not sure what my girlfriend's excuse is.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I feel many people are angry overall because they don't have any money so I'm not sure what my girlfriend's excuse is.
New Year's resolutions - can't break 'em if you don't make 'em.
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
New Year's resolutions - can't break 'em if you don't make 'em.
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my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
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Kristi Noem makes me ashamed to be an evil plastic surgery addict who defends murder.
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Kristi Noem makes me ashamed to be an evil plastic surgery addict who defends murder.
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happy birthday elvis, early pioneer of r&b thievery who later in life became dick nixon’s top federal drug cop (in name only but he got a real badge) after shamelessly begging for the appointment. no one will ever stretch the seams of a leather karate jumpsuit to its limits like you did king
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
happy birthday elvis, early pioneer of r&b thievery who later in life became dick nixon’s top federal drug cop (in name only but he got a real badge) after shamelessly begging for the appointment. no one will ever stretch the seams of a leather karate jumpsuit to its limits like you did king
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Dear Second Amendment people, is it a tyranny yet?
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Dear Second Amendment people, is it a tyranny yet?
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I get the hesitation but fear is the point. They want you to do nothing about it.
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I get the hesitation but fear is the point. They want you to do nothing about it.
We're all going to get healthy.
Drink up bitches!
Drink up bitches!
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
We're all going to get healthy.
Drink up bitches!
Drink up bitches!
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You misunderstood. When I said “Let’s circle back to that in the new year” I meant never contact me again.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
You misunderstood. When I said “Let’s circle back to that in the new year” I meant never contact me again.
Mean people never tire of being mean.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Mean people never tire of being mean.
You imply you don't give a shit, yet here you are.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
You imply you don't give a shit, yet here you are.
The last two weeks has been me trying to remember what day of the week it is.
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The last two weeks has been me trying to remember what day of the week it is.
I nominate "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" as the quote of the year.
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I nominate "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" as the quote of the year.