skater clam of the skies
@stakethisclaim.bsky.social
foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk.
I am currently the high bidder for three sewing machines on Goodwill. Please, Lord, let it stay that way 😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am currently the high bidder for three sewing machines on Goodwill. Please, Lord, let it stay that way 😭
Happy turkey and wild rice soup day to all who celebrate 🤌
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy turkey and wild rice soup day to all who celebrate 🤌
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For anyone interested. It's in Norwegian though. Someone saw the solution from his apartment and went outside to solve it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For anyone interested. It's in Norwegian though. Someone saw the solution from his apartment and went outside to solve it.
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"what's in the box?"
"Pain"
"Pain"
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"what's in the box?"
"Pain"
"Pain"
I've been productive this week, even with kids home and even with feeling completely done emotionally. I made a pair of pajama pants entirely on my serger (first time ever, knits are terrifying to me), AND a stupidly cute lunchbox for Babygirl.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I've been productive this week, even with kids home and even with feeling completely done emotionally. I made a pair of pajama pants entirely on my serger (first time ever, knits are terrifying to me), AND a stupidly cute lunchbox for Babygirl.
I just need ideas for pan sauces I can 90% of the way cook, then package up and freeze for fast dinners. But my brain believes this is a terrible idea and thus refuses.
All I want to do is make dinners more streamlined 😭
All I want to do is make dinners more streamlined 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I just need ideas for pan sauces I can 90% of the way cook, then package up and freeze for fast dinners. But my brain believes this is a terrible idea and thus refuses.
All I want to do is make dinners more streamlined 😭
All I want to do is make dinners more streamlined 😭
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folks sticking their heads through the door and shouting "y'all still hate AI?" and getting sad when everyone screams "YES YOU FUCKER" is such a fun holiday game for the whole family.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
folks sticking their heads through the door and shouting "y'all still hate AI?" and getting sad when everyone screams "YES YOU FUCKER" is such a fun holiday game for the whole family.
Four prototypes later, I'm pretty sure I have a working model for an anti-knuckling bootie for Mo. 🥳🥳
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Four prototypes later, I'm pretty sure I have a working model for an anti-knuckling bootie for Mo. 🥳🥳
Otherland or Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn/Last King of Listen Ard. I am a HUGE @tadwilliams.bsky.social buff, and I would sit on set every day and threaten the mines every time they tried to change the story.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Otherland or Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn/Last King of Listen Ard. I am a HUGE @tadwilliams.bsky.social buff, and I would sit on set every day and threaten the mines every time they tried to change the story.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
Of all the residents of the house who would fall in love with Mo, I did not have money on Zorro. But LOOK
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Of all the residents of the house who would fall in love with Mo, I did not have money on Zorro. But LOOK
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narrator voice: She will not like it
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
narrator voice: She will not like it
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Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Chris Botti
Childish Gambino
BlackPink
The Steeldrivers
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Chris Botti
Childish Gambino
BlackPink
The Steeldrivers
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
Harry Connick, Jr.
Weird Al
Jimmy Buffett
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
RHCP
Noah Kahan
Foo Fighters
alt-j
Paul Simon
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
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once again asking for prayers for my mom and an important medical appt
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
once again asking for prayers for my mom and an important medical appt
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- St Paul
would all of God’s children please calm the fuck down
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
- St Paul
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Design in Fusion -> 3D Print on Form3 -> Clean & Cure -> Hand-paint with electrically conductive paint, wire model -> Electroform copper over 3D Printed form (left, shown) -> Thread 3D form under the metal that's become the cap liner -> Refine on wood lathe, sand for a very long time (right.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Design in Fusion -> 3D Print on Form3 -> Clean & Cure -> Hand-paint with electrically conductive paint, wire model -> Electroform copper over 3D Printed form (left, shown) -> Thread 3D form under the metal that's become the cap liner -> Refine on wood lathe, sand for a very long time (right.)
What if......... I made this Iris Van Herpen dress, and gave it a big swishy skirt?
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
Iris van Herpen | SHOWstudio
The inimitable fashion designer donated the pattern for a black sheath dress from her A/W 15 collection.
www.showstudio.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
What if......... I made this Iris Van Herpen dress, and gave it a big swishy skirt?
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
www.showstudio.com/projects/des...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Like seeing an old friend across the room. 🥺
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FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN
I get a high every time I see one of @abigailmarkov.com's pens go out of stock. I'm not doing any of the work, but it gives me dopamine ALL THE SAME
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I get a high every time I see one of @abigailmarkov.com's pens go out of stock. I'm not doing any of the work, but it gives me dopamine ALL THE SAME
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️