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Spyker
@spykersnep.bsky.social
Proud German-Canadian Snow Leopard, honourary New Zealander, classically trained musician/composer, aspiring singer-songwriter, banker

Interests: music, reading, exploring, gardening, other languages, food and drink, distilling

He/him, LGBT, late-30s
Random cat pic. That is all
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sister invited me for dinner. She made Borscht und Pfannkuchen, based off Oma's recipe, which is one of my favourite meals

To paraphrase what Opa used to say:
If this is what us peasants have to eat, then I don't want to be a millionaire
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My cat decided to wedge herself in the 30 cm gap between the piano and the half wall beside it, looking for something under the piano

So like a dutiful cat dad, I moved her out of there, moved the piano half a metre, shone a light under the piano, only to find... nothing. Nothing was there
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reposted by Spyker
Remember your ABC’s

Always
Bully
Coyotes
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Don't give that nut case more ideas!
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Submitting a petition to bring "fuddy-duddy" back

"Killjoy" will also be acceptable
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Got a new percussion shaker so i've been tormenting the cat with it

She is not a fan, but she doesn't run and hide like she does when I grab the guitar
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If stores have had Christmas stuff out since August, can I start decorating for Easter now?
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reminded today of a Canadianism where we sometimes say "yeah, no, for sure"

I know something similar is in NZ English slang

But why do we say it? Why the affirmative before the negative followed by another affirmative?

Does this exist in other languages?
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Relaxing on the couch with the cat lying on me after a long day at work, reminds me that the most important thing in life isn't money or my career...

It's her, her comfort, her safety, her food, her toys

Someone send help. She's holding me hostage and demanding everything!
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can't wait to hear about all the fraud cases being defended by "AI told me to input it that way"
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm financially ruined because I can't just steal from the grocery store and then resell the food at my farmer's market stall. Apparently, that's illegal for some reason
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Very happy that one of my best friends from university messaged me to say that her and her bf got engaged!

Super stoked that they're finally getting married after a number of years together. Her bf did tell me he was going to do it like six months ago though. Lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's ok, Gianmarco... i've had the same questions about the existence of alt-right furs as well. It doesn't make a lot of sense
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Spyker
It costs nothing for you to share this.

For every dollar you donate to your local food pantry you’ll be providing up to 10 meals to families in need this holiday season.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Always a good morning when you find out a friend has a brain tumour... yeesh
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is one of the reasons why I love Korfball
All sports should be all-gender
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Friend shared this meme, so I shared with another friend

The resulting convo?

Swiney Todd, with Miss Piggy in the starring role in a Muppets version of the movie
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me:
I'm going to write a song for my niece to dance ballet to. Based on the song I wrote for your wedding

Sister:
You wrote a song for my wedding?
I only remember you playing Pachelbel's Canon when I walked down the aisle

Me:
-sigh-
I played it when the bridesmaids walked down the aisle
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Happy to see His Holiness doing this. I hope this brings about bigger change for the Church, and that they continue on their progressive path forward

Lots of work to do and a long ways to go, of course, but it's a promising start
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I want a show where it's the four of them (in their teams) competing against each other in various challenges

Maybe hosted by Sue Perkins and Susan Wokoma?
it took me the entire season to realize that maisie adam and reece shearsmith were basically just evil javie martzoukas
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel
NO THEY'RE HUNTING AND SKINNING THE FURRIES TO MAKE THEM INTO COATS??? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
on the topic of furry fur coats: i saw these two at Vancoufur!! soooo cool
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every day I pick up my cat and give her some belly rubs

And every day when I go to set her back down, she acts like I am going to drop her even though I have never done so
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Seeing the dancers in the latest Florence + the Machine videos gives me hope that one day, my niece can dance with them

She enjoys the acro and a bit of the macabre aesthetic. She'd have fun, i'm sure
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
America, we need to have another talk...
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM