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Joe
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Social Justice Bystander

Read my dumb movie reviews: https://spuuky.neocities.org/movies
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In a desperate measure to avoid doomscrolling politics posts, I actually went through the labor of transferring all my movie reviews to my personal website from my Cohost data export (RIP). Feel free to drop by and read them: spuuky.neocities.org/movies
Movie Reviews
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My one and only remaining Youth Opinion is that "boomers" (mostly gen x now) don't have any idea how to take care of themselves in basic ways either, because they think "taking care of yourself" in this context just means surviving
boomer opinion i have is that there are way more young adults out there who legit don’t know how to take care of themselves in very basic ways than we’d probably be comfortable with knowing
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Since my wife barely uses social media, I will do my best to compile her list from my memory. Wife, let me know how I did:

Hundreds of Beavers
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kill Bill: Volume 1
Kung Fu Hustle
Rush Hour 2
The Raid: Redemption
Boy
Sherlock Holmes
Hot Fuzz
The Tongan Ninja
Everyone is posting a NYT thing listing their top 10 movies of the 21st century. I hate the NYT so I won't use their thing, but I made an arbitrary list:

Swiss Army Man
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Cloud Atlas
Parasite
Kung Fu Hustle
Red Cliff
Sunshine
Infernal Affairs
John Wick
Battle Royale
June 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Everyone is posting a NYT thing listing their top 10 movies of the 21st century. I hate the NYT so I won't use their thing, but I made an arbitrary list:

Swiss Army Man
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Cloud Atlas
Parasite
Kung Fu Hustle
Red Cliff
Sunshine
Infernal Affairs
John Wick
Battle Royale
June 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
OK, after putting it off for too long I posted my ignorant white person review of Sinners (good movie, by the way): spuuky.neocities.org/movies/sinners
Movie Review: Sinners
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May 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's too late to convince anyone to save the movie from collapsing under its own budget (even if your theater hasn't already pulled it), but I really liked Mickey 17: spuuky.neocities.org/movies/micke...
Movie Review: Mickey 17
spuuky.neocities.org
March 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I finally got around to watching The Beekeeper, and sadly, I just think it is Okay. I know, it is a me problem, probably. I hope @natalieweiner.bsky.social can forgive me. spuuky.neocities.org/movies/beeke...
Movie Review: The Beekeeper
spuuky.neocities.org
March 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In a desperate measure to avoid doomscrolling politics posts, I actually went through the labor of transferring all my movie reviews to my personal website from my Cohost data export (RIP). Feel free to drop by and read them: spuuky.neocities.org/movies
Movie Reviews
spuuky.neocities.org
February 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I find it really interesting that there have been 15000+ gun murders in the US this year but this one is the only one that warrants a wide scale police response
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Extrajudicial killings are the result of judicial failings. There is zero chance UHC guy would ever face any punishment for the things that he did within the system. If you want to prevent this, fix that.
December 4, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Hey just a reminder to Kamala: any of the good stuff you promised to do? You still have 3 months to do it
November 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Hello fellow Americans, please vote tomorrow if you haven't already voted early. Even if it seems futile, please just vote, especially on the local issues that matter.
November 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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All pro athletes perceive "God" as some sort of pre-battle enchantment that grants +10 to agility. This is the only way in which Trump is athletic
Q: "How do you lean into your faith?"

Trump: "When you have faith, when you believe in God, it's a big advantage over people who don't"
October 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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back to back radio ads of the republican and democrat competing for a senate seat, both accusing the other of being soft on immigration
October 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I have been doing a John Carpenter Marathon, and I am prepared to state one of my Hotter Take about his filmography: I think The Fog is a much better horror movie than Halloween
October 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
RIP Cohost, a pretty good website that was punished for not being bad enough to get the right kinds of investors to further ruin it
September 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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that is WAY too many shows
August 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I have extraordinarily bad news for Xenogears fans today
July 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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jd vance is an opus dei hire
July 24, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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your identity in a capitalist society
July 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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July 19, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Now we can finally do the right thing: exonerate Richard Nixon and reinstate his corpse as president
July 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Maybe Civilization 7 will be making bigger changes to the series than I expected
June 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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I once said that all impressive AI feats are just secretly a low-paid human being doing it. And I am humble enough to now admit that's not true. Some of them are just completely made up.
May 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM