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Spooky Jess
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Hobbit hole cryptid. Born too late to make a living as a matte painter. At least 40% cringe. Makes art that rarely gets posted. Jess 35 she/her
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People are this mad about it because that was a blow to a sensitive wound we’re all feeling - where the art we’re seeing can’t be trusted, where the voices we hear might not be human, where the stories we experience might come from somewhere entirely hollow.

It was a tipping point for a lot of us.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I don’t think Larian understood that when they casually talk about their use of genAI it wasn’t spoken into a board room or a zoom call full of people thinking about numbers, it was to a host of fans who looked to them as an example of humanity and art persisting in spite of things like that.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Any of yall ever just find yourself thinking about what a wonderful pirate Geoffrey Rush made? With his craggy face and that big feather? 10/10
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Presenting a social media visual catalogue of everything available right now in the hope to pick up some more sales despite everyone clearly logging off of online and disassociating irl which... I get it. I do. When you do check in though, what if you had a lil witch bowl?

www.galdrecraft.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Your annual festive reminder that Saint Nicholas bears an uncanny resemblance to Lieutenant Worf.
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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laws don’t apply to pigs

🐷 #art #ghibli
January 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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In your 20s, there will be a LARPing event that will suck so bad you'll spend three days having back to back panic attacks.

It's very important that you go.

Or: let me tell you about how I learnt I was autistic. 🧵
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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NOROI (2005, dir. Kōji Shiraishi)

One of my all time favorite horror movies of mine - and now one of my favorite 2025 drawings, too!
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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they are fucking furious, and good for them 💪
“To put it frankly, old white people have a lot of time, and they’re really angry,” Stauss said. “Having somebody that looks like your grandmother out there, shouting ‘shame’ or out there blowing her whistle, is really important.”
They’re the Heat on ICE
Stopping federal agents on Canal Street was just the start: Inside a resistance movement.
nymag.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Edward Gorey

'In the middle of his kitchen he had a big marble ball fountain. Much of the art in the house consisted of found objects. He had an entire wall of antique cheese graters, which was very impressive, and an enormous ball of rope in the fireplace'
Johnny Ryan
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Loved it!! Thank You!!
'The Creature' - A painting for @realgdt.bsky.social

I've only just realised I never posted a full image of the painting so have it in honour of me completing my first market stall this evening!
I'm still so happy with how this turned out! One of my favourite paintings to date

#Frankenstein
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM