Best Star Wars Takes
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Han saving Luke in ep 5 is one of those special #StarWars moments that sings with emotion for me. Han continuing to show his devotion to his friend, naming him as such with determination, the desperation in his voice as he calls out to him, risking his life in bitter cold. Han Solo is just awesome.
This scene was boring with 0 stakes because obviously Luke wasn't about to get killed by a yeti in a snow storm lmao. Hoth is a snooze fest.
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Putin’s megaphone: Orbán’s far-right push into UK universities is fuelled by Russian oil | Good Law Project
Good Law Project has uncovered a network funded by Hungary’s authoritarian leader Viktor Orbán, that uses profits from refining Russian oil to platform far right and anti-trans campaigners in the UK
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February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Our investigation has uncovered a network funded by Hungary’s authoritarian leader Viktor Orbán, that uses profits from refining Russian oil to platform far right and anti-trans campaigners in the UK
https://goodlaw.social/2l1y
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"I'm such an alpha-male I'm going to drink some milk from my mommy. Then I'll grow up to be big and strong!"
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"I'm such an alpha-male I'm going to drink some milk from my mommy. Then I'll grow up to be big and strong!"
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
This scene was boring with 0 stakes because obviously Luke wasn't about to get killed by a yeti in a snow storm lmao. Hoth is a snooze fest.
Han saving Luke in ep 5 is one of those special #StarWars moments that sings with emotion for me. Han continuing to show his devotion to his friend, naming him as such with determination, the desperation in his voice as he calls out to him, risking his life in bitter cold. Han Solo is just awesome.
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This scene was boring with 0 stakes because obviously Luke wasn't about to get killed by a yeti in a snow storm lmao. Hoth is a snooze fest.
Pokemon Go to the polls is still the funniest fucking thing ever.
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Pokemon Go to the polls is still the funniest fucking thing ever.
This makes sense if he means transferring folks' consciousness into Na'Vi bodies.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
This makes sense if he means transferring folks' consciousness into Na'Vi bodies.
I propose that Donald Trump be given special emergency powers to defeat bombad antifa in Minneapolis.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I propose that Donald Trump be given special emergency powers to defeat bombad antifa in Minneapolis.
Wow he's really trying to get murdered. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Wow he's really trying to get murdered. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
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"Elaborate on that vague shit you just said."
- no reporter ever, especially not a Fox reporter, but goddamn I can fucking dream can't I
- no reporter ever, especially not a Fox reporter, but goddamn I can fucking dream can't I
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Elaborate on that vague shit you just said."
- no reporter ever, especially not a Fox reporter, but goddamn I can fucking dream can't I
- no reporter ever, especially not a Fox reporter, but goddamn I can fucking dream can't I
I see Harrison Ford and he's Han Solo until given further information.
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I see Harrison Ford and he's Han Solo until given further information.
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He does this every time, it’s just how nature works
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
He does this every time, it’s just how nature works
Tammy Baldwin voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. Most Americans don't want to expand the empire, but Tammy voted "yes" on Trump's foreign policy.
Americans don’t want Canada, Venezuela, or Greenland.
They want to be able to afford groceries and have lower health care costs.
They want to be able to afford groceries and have lower health care costs.
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Tammy Baldwin voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. Most Americans don't want to expand the empire, but Tammy voted "yes" on Trump's foreign policy.
Just wait until the Avatar comes to town...
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Just wait until the Avatar comes to town...
We can talk all day about what the Force Awakens should have been. But Rise of Skywalker not starting with Rey using the Jedi texts to train some padawans should have resulted in exile to the International Space Station. The one necessary job was to make Skywalker Rise.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
We can talk all day about what the Force Awakens should have been. But Rise of Skywalker not starting with Rey using the Jedi texts to train some padawans should have resulted in exile to the International Space Station. The one necessary job was to make Skywalker Rise.
Classic Packers collapse. Can't wait for the wildcard loss next year! My second year as a proper Packers fan was 2014. Nothing can phase me.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Classic Packers collapse. Can't wait for the wildcard loss next year! My second year as a proper Packers fan was 2014. Nothing can phase me.
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Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
My friends, this is what we call "fedposting."
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My friends, this is what we call "fedposting."
I'm gonna be real here. Global nuclear annihilation being triggered by France and UK retaliating to a US invasion of Denmark was not on my bingo card.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
Danish troops told to 'shoot first, ask questions later' if US invades Greenland | LBC
The European nation's rules of engagement requires soldiers to “immediately” counter-attack invading forces without awaiting orders
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January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm gonna be real here. Global nuclear annihilation being triggered by France and UK retaliating to a US invasion of Denmark was not on my bingo card.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
As a true fan of Star Wars Classic, I only pronounce millennium falcon like Han does and exclusively pronounce "Leia" like "Leah." Anyone who disagrees isn't a true fan! Prequel and sequel fans will gas light you to ignore your own eyes and ears.
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
As a true fan of Star Wars Classic, I only pronounce millennium falcon like Han does and exclusively pronounce "Leia" like "Leah." Anyone who disagrees isn't a true fan! Prequel and sequel fans will gas light you to ignore your own eyes and ears.
Some scenes were left on the cutting room floor...
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Some scenes were left on the cutting room floor...
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transgender for everyone this new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
transgender for everyone this new year