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@tapestrybeast.bsky.social's portable thembo
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banner: https://bsky.app/profile/tempusobscura.bsky.social
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Re: my pleas for a Blindfold Buddy, please take a look at what their audiences are like. They had a metal version of slow dancing - a very slow circle pit - during a quiet piano song
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Re: my pleas for a Blindfold Buddy, please take a look at what their audiences are like. They had a metal version of slow dancing - a very slow circle pit - during a quiet piano song
teor pridesire's hammerspace armpits
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
teor pridesire's hammerspace armpits
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I am actively looking into Tall Boots to make this worse
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am actively looking into Tall Boots to make this worse
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Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
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the official basic being basic dance
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the official basic being basic dance
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Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this
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only a matter of time before wolves start keeping that old bay on em
A female wolf has been doing something unusual on the Central Coast of British Columbia. She's learned to pull crab traps up from the water, yanking on a rope to bring it to the surface. But is it tool use? Very fun story from @phiejacobs.bsky.social for @science.org
Have wild wolves learned to use tools?
Video captures a lone female pulling crab traps out of the water, but does it count as tool use?
www.science.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
only a matter of time before wolves start keeping that old bay on em
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Frieren watching our attempts
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Frieren watching our attempts
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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First snow of the year! ❄️🧙🏼♂️
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
First snow of the year! ❄️🧙🏼♂️
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Second tarot card, this time your temperance is tested….will you take a sip?
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Second tarot card, this time your temperance is tested….will you take a sip?
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Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wanted to paint this dog
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Cannot emphasize enough that photos do not capture how beautiful Neal's Arbori Bonsais are. Go get, go
Arbori Micro Bonsais are now available. Order one today to get it in time for the holidays! These are ready-to-ship in limited quantities. 3in resin figures, $25 each.
✨Now shipping to the UK and EU!✨ Shares appreciated 💜
🛒 VerdantSculpts.com
✨Now shipping to the UK and EU!✨ Shares appreciated 💜
🛒 VerdantSculpts.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cannot emphasize enough that photos do not capture how beautiful Neal's Arbori Bonsais are. Go get, go
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
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Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
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"They descended with their tarnished bundles strapped close. The peaks of The Old Brothers dominated the horizon before them, and far below the once vibrant colors of fall recessed to a defeated brown. What dwindling wheat still grew sparsely crested the hilltops, and no laborers came to harvest."
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"They descended with their tarnished bundles strapped close. The peaks of The Old Brothers dominated the horizon before them, and far below the once vibrant colors of fall recessed to a defeated brown. What dwindling wheat still grew sparsely crested the hilltops, and no laborers came to harvest."
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🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️
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