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slightly bewildered
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I see this as proof of what we all know- that we entered an alternate timeline after the death of Harambe
"A Saint Louis scientist has discovered that we shall all be crazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead."

The Evening Herald, Ottawa, Kansas, January 27, 1902
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our boss always looks
Like he’s fighting a poo
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Wanna ride bikes?
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I am begging people to understand that "illegal" does not mean "impossible."

"How is that allowed? Isn't that illegal?"

Laws of society aren't laws of physics. Life isn't a video game. There's no Big Boss who's going to fire someone from life for not playing by the rules.
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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CAKE - The Distance (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
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February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Red lipped Smokey and a Diet Coke #oilpainting #art
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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bill clinton requesting a public congressional hearing is fine or whatever but literally no one is stopping him from speaking publicly now. we know you’re guilty dude take all the other creeps down with you
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I just love how normal he is.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Actually, I’d like every single thing one of them arrested and put on trial.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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SLUGGO’S BIRTHPLACE
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 09,1949
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Epstein being the Forrest Gump of pedophile billionaires makes sense when you consider that he had enough money to do whatever he felt like, for decades without consequence, 24/7.

*Every* billionaire could do the exact same thing if they felt like it.

Each is a ticking time bomb.
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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The university said it had also modified hundreds of courses and cancelled six in efforts to eliminate teaching related to Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. n.pr/4teQwmw
Texas A&M University cancels programs in women's and gender studies
The university said it had also modified hundreds of courses and cancelled six in efforts to eliminate teaching related to Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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The way @repilhan squared up she would have knocked that confederate taint back to Reconstruction
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Don’t come to the US, you aren’t safe here.
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM