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Chris Dixon
@sortadickish.bsky.social
He/Him cis het poly - love to write, read, movies, D&D nerd, cook, photography, and a perv. Sci-fi, fantasy, good romance ( ok even the cheesy stuff 🤦‍♂️).
Grey Witch
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January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Since Congress passed a law requiring Trump to release the Epstein Files, Trump has:

- Tried to start a war with NATO over Greenland

- Threatened to use the military to suppress free speech in Minnesota

- Illegally withheld 99% of the files and heavily redacted the ones that were released
January 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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"Peace President." [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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In a lawless administration, reminders to obey the law are rather unwelcome. So Mark Kelly must be punished for not fitting in by obeying the rules.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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The oil robbery at the expense of our troops isn't the distraction. But the timing is.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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It Remains Unclear Who’s Running Venezuela—and Who’s Actually Running U.S. Foreign Policy
slate.com
It Remains Unclear Who’s Running Venezuela—and Who’s Actually Running U.S. Foreign Policy
twp.ai
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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No problem 😌
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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CARTOON/LARVGA2.GIF
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Snakes? Hell no! Trouser snakes? Hell yes! 🐍

Thaaaank you @fischji.bsky.social for introducing me to the expression "trouser snake" 😅 and for writing things, that are just soooo fun to record!

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The largest war ship in the world has been moved to the Caribbean, along with other ships, bombers, amphibious vehicles and more.

That’s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.

It looks a lot more like preparation for war.

Congress needs to get involved before it’s too late.
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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🎯!!!
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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PRESS CONFERENCE: They’re going to share the photos and video they’ve already released. Now they’re calling him a suspect as opposed to a person of interest.

They’re turning to the public to get help. They don’t have him.
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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🚨 Cooks, help me out!
Having someone over for dinner for the first time and this is their allergy list.
Any ideas what I could make?

All mold (inlcudes most cheeses, cured meats, etc)
Eggs
Soy
Mushrooms (ingestion and contact)
Pork
Pineapple
Gluten
Dairy
Asparagus
Rosemary
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM