Snarky Robot
@snarkyrobot.bsky.social
Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
I know some people believe there was some fourth-dimensional chess going on with the Democrats caving. “Oh, the House has to pass it too, and that’ll mean Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva gets sworn in and the Epstein files will be released.”
Yeah, don’t buy it. And even if true, it’s a dumb idea.
Yeah, don’t buy it. And even if true, it’s a dumb idea.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know some people believe there was some fourth-dimensional chess going on with the Democrats caving. “Oh, the House has to pass it too, and that’ll mean Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva gets sworn in and the Epstein files will be released.”
Yeah, don’t buy it. And even if true, it’s a dumb idea.
Yeah, don’t buy it. And even if true, it’s a dumb idea.
Is the Sunday Night Football theme song over?
I will miss game time to avoid that annoying dreck.
I will miss game time to avoid that annoying dreck.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Is the Sunday Night Football theme song over?
I will miss game time to avoid that annoying dreck.
I will miss game time to avoid that annoying dreck.
They flipped it wrong lol
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They flipped it wrong lol
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
If crypto is more top of mind for you than unemployment, it isn’t really surprising when you fail to grasp that investment in solar and healthcare is a way to address unemployment.
Our health system sucks, but people being able to afford healthcare creates huge numbers of jobs, esp. low-income ones
Our health system sucks, but people being able to afford healthcare creates huge numbers of jobs, esp. low-income ones
$QQQ -40%
Crypto -70%
High-end consumption slump
Unemployment rising
And the Dem policy response will be...enhanced ACA subsidies and solar credits?
Crypto -70%
High-end consumption slump
Unemployment rising
And the Dem policy response will be...enhanced ACA subsidies and solar credits?
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If crypto is more top of mind for you than unemployment, it isn’t really surprising when you fail to grasp that investment in solar and healthcare is a way to address unemployment.
Our health system sucks, but people being able to afford healthcare creates huge numbers of jobs, esp. low-income ones
Our health system sucks, but people being able to afford healthcare creates huge numbers of jobs, esp. low-income ones
Michael Cohen passed the bar exam.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Michael Cohen passed the bar exam.
It’s exceedingly fitting that the great unifying aesthetic of MAGA is just Overpriced Tackiness.
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s exceedingly fitting that the great unifying aesthetic of MAGA is just Overpriced Tackiness.
Someone planned ahead to keep their receipts.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Someone planned ahead to keep their receipts.
If you know someone who works for the New York Times and happens to think of themselves as a journalist, this would be a wonderful time to remind them that much like Iowa, New York City has many diners in it. I hear they even allow you to talk to people in these diners to understand their politics.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you know someone who works for the New York Times and happens to think of themselves as a journalist, this would be a wonderful time to remind them that much like Iowa, New York City has many diners in it. I hear they even allow you to talk to people in these diners to understand their politics.
The schadens are FREEEUUUUUUUUDING
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The schadens are FREEEUUUUUUUUDING
Despite Mamdani’s endless promises, the people of New York City are going to pay for their buses and worry about next month’s rent this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Despite Mamdani’s endless promises, the people of New York City are going to pay for their buses and worry about next month’s rent this morning.
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Farewell sweet Prince
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Farewell sweet Prince
Leave Chuck Schumer alone. It’s hard to know who to vote for when your best friends spend all day yelling “can’t help you, we’re not real New Yorkers” and “please take your meds, we cease existing when you forget about us” at you.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Leave Chuck Schumer alone. It’s hard to know who to vote for when your best friends spend all day yelling “can’t help you, we’re not real New Yorkers” and “please take your meds, we cease existing when you forget about us” at you.
I know the racist fucks doing 9/11 propaganda bullshit against Mamdani didn’t intend it, but it is funny that the NY Jets blew themselves up today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know the racist fucks doing 9/11 propaganda bullshit against Mamdani didn’t intend it, but it is funny that the NY Jets blew themselves up today.
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the Jets are absolutely loaded with first round picks now, with a chance to get young star talents like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the Jets are absolutely loaded with first round picks now, with a chance to get young star talents like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams
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Man, I don’t even remember Dick Cheney promising to leave if Mamdani got elected.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Man, I don’t even remember Dick Cheney promising to leave if Mamdani got elected.
Through two periods, the Leafs are averaging one shot on goal every 5 minutes of game time.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Through two periods, the Leafs are averaging one shot on goal every 5 minutes of game time.
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
Josh Allen is a ballet moose in tights.
That’s not, that’s the post.
That’s not, that’s the post.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Josh Allen is a ballet moose in tights.
That’s not, that’s the post.
That’s not, that’s the post.
The Daniel Jones Experience
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Daniel Jones Experience
Deal Maye sacked by Your Boat
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Deal Maye sacked by Your Boat
Drake has two TDs in ATL@NE
Yes, that Drake.
Yes, that Drake.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Drake has two TDs in ATL@NE
Yes, that Drake.
Yes, that Drake.
Man, those Packers uniforms.
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man, those Packers uniforms.