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Snarky Robot

@snarkyrobot.bsky.social

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Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver. Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good. Asymmetric in training.

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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 5h

vaxxed?

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 4h

point to Marisa: it was

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6h

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 4h

Kavanaugh Krash

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Bro kept that Islamophobia at 💯 FR FR

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Man, I don’t even remember Dick Cheney promising to leave if Mamdani got elected.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15h

Looks like they figured it out lol.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 15h

Through two periods, the Leafs are averaging one shot on goal every 5 minutes of game time.

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 18h

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21h

The concept that some people don’t value conflict as a part of social media continues to blow minds.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Josh Allen is a ballet moose in tights.

That’s not, that’s the post.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

The Daniel Jones Experience

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Deal Maye sacked by Your Boat

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

“Just connected you guys via your private telephone numbers. Now to go onto the internet and make sure I get credit for it from your followers.”

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Drake has two TDs in ATL@NE

Yes, that Drake.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Personally, other than the helmets, I like them.

If they did something like a thinner Guardian cap out of leather, I’d probably be fully sold on them.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like they’re gonna be so divisive that the NYT is gonna find a way to blame the Democrats.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Man, those Packers uniforms.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

“He wasn’t a factor except that game where he drove in the tying run that led to extra innings. Or the game where he drove in the winning run. Or that other game he drove in the winning runs.”

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

So, did you memory hole game 6 or are you just doing that thing where people stake out a position, get pushback, and then make increasingly silly arguments rather than moderate even a slight bit out of a weird insecurity?

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I mean “once in a generation” is the pretty standard definition of generational, yes? Which other right fielder has 6 Gold Gloves in this generation? What about the last generation?

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

If your definition of “generational” doesn’t include “dude so good at baseball that he may literally be only the second person in to accomplish something amazing”, I don’t know what to tell you. I think it officially becomes a “you” problem.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Like, I intentionally follow a lot of sports accounts because I like sports. But a huge chunk of accounts I follow for other reason were super active with the Four Nations Face Off and then obviously the World Series. It’s great!

Bluesky’s also gonna be fun for the Olympics, I bet.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

I think there’s always been more sports fans in general on the left than people assume and it’s just that so much of the oxygen in the room gets sucked up by toxic fandoms so when people explicitly leave a toxic place, they can enjoy the thing in peace and have it be positive.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

10 year anniversary, a film version released in movie theaters and an original cast member doing a limited-time return. All of which happened in like September but Bluesky is just now returning from Baseball Stasis and encountering pop culture again.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Please don’t hate me for this, Timothée Chalamet.

I will even put accents on my letters for you.