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Snarky Robot
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Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.

Asymmetric in training.
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December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The only good thing about the people who want big important jobs they don’t know how to do is that they don’t know how to do those jobs and don’t inspire loyalty in the people who do.

Think about this: CBS had an option/requirement to provide this to Global-TV and nobody, NOBODY told Bari about it.
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s good that @pocketguard.bsky.social advertises that it offers AI chat. Because that is an excellent reason not to give them my money. Is that a basic chatbot or full LLM fuckery? Dunno. But I can tell you that them making it a part of their sell drastically reduces the chance I’ll ever pay them.
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don’t use Paramount+ for a number of reasons, but I’m going to start avoiding any NFL games broadcast on CBS as well. I won’t be perfect (trying to figure out every possible way to deny them money would likely be a lot of work), but denying myself a small pleasure that benefits scumbags is enough.
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m SHOCKED that there was racism involved.
Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is never a bad time to admit when you were wrong and the world is a worse place because we’ve allowed people who will never do that to enjoy professional success.
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It’s pronounced “awe juice” and should be spelled that way
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The guy that Metcalf punched apparently wasn’t tossed, but he does come off as a tool in this interview.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Obviously, they can suspend him after the game, but can Metcalf be kicked out at halftime? Genuinely not sure of the procedure here. If they caught him real time, I imagine he could be removed, but after going back in the game repeatedly, can they boot him?
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Democrats need a whole-ass team to find and develop people with the heart of a Poaster to run for office.
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“Fans Did Not Pay to See This Crap: the Jake Paul story”
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Excuse me, TNF, the name of the conversion is “The Dropped Deuce” and you need to acknowledge that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I can hardly believe it

A TNF game that was meaningful AND didn’t suck?
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As an unaffiliated fan, I am pulling hard for Chaos Ending
I am now rooting for a tie.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is the most Sam Darnold of all 2 point conversions.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What an amazing thing that Mike Johnson will never learn about for some reason.
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s amazing how mad some people got about this because they read an insult into the phrase “dicking around” that didn’t exist. There’s nothing wrong with dicking around!

Like, the people who think posting is SRS BSNS tend to turn out like Yglesias, obsessed with a nebulous requirement to confront.
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM