Vel
@snakegirls.net
father, gamer, businessman, woman. i have been on bluesky for 30 years. I enjoy long walks on the beach and lying (they/them)
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Vel
@snakegirls.net
· Jun 23
Out to lunch. Be back when my pile of shame is painted.
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olivia rodrigo is dad rock
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
olivia rodrigo is dad rock
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some of u be like "im joining the war on illiteracy on the side of illiteracy" and it shows
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
some of u be like "im joining the war on illiteracy on the side of illiteracy" and it shows
Please join me in enacting my five part plan to go back in time and shove Acanthostega back in the fucking water where it belonged and preventing all of this
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Please join me in enacting my five part plan to go back in time and shove Acanthostega back in the fucking water where it belonged and preventing all of this
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Photoshoot today is done!!
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Photoshoot today is done!!
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
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Which is to say, the idea that I would need anyone to approve anything I do or think about myself is so vile that my body’s memory of its animal past beckons hairs my ancestors long ago lost to stand on their ends and shake as I bear my fangs.
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Which is to say, the idea that I would need anyone to approve anything I do or think about myself is so vile that my body’s memory of its animal past beckons hairs my ancestors long ago lost to stand on their ends and shake as I bear my fangs.
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The crazy thing about including validity in the construction of gender, is how it then orients the entirety of how you define yourself around other people’s approval.
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The crazy thing about including validity in the construction of gender, is how it then orients the entirety of how you define yourself around other people’s approval.
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The neoconservative theory of change is that you can cripple a country's national economy via collective punishment and induce mass protests about the economy which you then in turn use as evidence of discontent with the regime for a casus belli to topple it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The neoconservative theory of change is that you can cripple a country's national economy via collective punishment and induce mass protests about the economy which you then in turn use as evidence of discontent with the regime for a casus belli to topple it.
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The End of History 2: 2 End 2 History
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The End of History 2: 2 End 2 History
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honestly we need that firy abolitionist preacher spirit back in this country. i need white folks saying shit like "THE GREAT BEHEMOTH OF WORLDLY POWER SITS FIRMLY IN THE GRIP OF THE SLAVEMASTER, THOSE WORSHIPERS OF SATAN WHO LIVE NOT FROM THE WORK OF THEIR OWN HANDS BUT FROM THE BOUNTY OF THE NEGRO"
![free speech. free soil. free men.
this is to certify that [blank] is a member of the WIDE-AWAKE CLUB
[wide-awake membership card circa 1860]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbbj7svix3dy2q7buwlkzrxo/bafkreiddnavgjvisb2nvrkplovgxnhqqmlcb4x3ypejbrrmgkhrydm3jsq@jpeg)
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
honestly we need that firy abolitionist preacher spirit back in this country. i need white folks saying shit like "THE GREAT BEHEMOTH OF WORLDLY POWER SITS FIRMLY IN THE GRIP OF THE SLAVEMASTER, THOSE WORSHIPERS OF SATAN WHO LIVE NOT FROM THE WORK OF THEIR OWN HANDS BUT FROM THE BOUNTY OF THE NEGRO"
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Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)
When you are up against religious fundamentalists trying to seize the reins of power towards fascistic ends, it is the correct stance morally and rhetorically to establish that their actions are fundamentally against God and that your response will be a direct communication of his reputation of them
the bible is very clear that god’s justice will fall like a hammer upon those who exploit others for shortsighted personal gain
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When you are up against religious fundamentalists trying to seize the reins of power towards fascistic ends, it is the correct stance morally and rhetorically to establish that their actions are fundamentally against God and that your response will be a direct communication of his reputation of them
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The latest episode of The Biggest Night in Podcasting is up on youtube and spotify. Come join me, Krissy and Shami as we discuss one of the most contested (and successful) Best Picture winners in modern Oscars history, Forrest Gump.
youtu.be/xiTzofd8vYw?...
youtu.be/xiTzofd8vYw?...
Episoode 46: Forrest Gump
YouTube video by The Biggest Night in Podcasting
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January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The latest episode of The Biggest Night in Podcasting is up on youtube and spotify. Come join me, Krissy and Shami as we discuss one of the most contested (and successful) Best Picture winners in modern Oscars history, Forrest Gump.
youtu.be/xiTzofd8vYw?...
youtu.be/xiTzofd8vYw?...
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if i was god id rapture like 100-200 people of middling morality and varying religion just to fuck with people
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
if i was god id rapture like 100-200 people of middling morality and varying religion just to fuck with people
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enough is enough. if as an american you aren't spiking your local water tower with potentially lethal doses of psychedelic research chemicals i don't want to hear from you ever again
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
enough is enough. if as an american you aren't spiking your local water tower with potentially lethal doses of psychedelic research chemicals i don't want to hear from you ever again
Average marginalized American hates America. The problem usually arrives when non-Americans get preachy and act like their own shit doesn't stink.
i think honestly i am just offended that people think they can hate america more than the people who can't leave
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Average marginalized American hates America. The problem usually arrives when non-Americans get preachy and act like their own shit doesn't stink.
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i think honestly i am just offended that people think they can hate america more than the people who can't leave
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i think honestly i am just offended that people think they can hate america more than the people who can't leave
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Es ist vollbracht: de.pghrt.diy
Alles, was es zur feminisieren Hormontherapie zu sagen gibt, jetzt auf Deutsch!
In fröhlicher Zusammenarbeit mit @synthiecat.bsky.social mühsam übersetzt, mit besonderem Dank an @katie.bzky.team für das Original und die technische Umsetzung ❤️
Alles, was es zur feminisieren Hormontherapie zu sagen gibt, jetzt auf Deutsch!
In fröhlicher Zusammenarbeit mit @synthiecat.bsky.social mühsam übersetzt, mit besonderem Dank an @katie.bzky.team für das Original und die technische Umsetzung ❤️
Eine praktische Anleitung zur feminisierenden HRT
Ein vergeblicher Versuch, alle möglichen Fragen zur Homonersatztherapie zu beantworten.
de.pghrt.diy
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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Cool to see Tony Hough weighing in on the “FEMSTODES ARE NOT CANON” babies, with a painting of a female Space Marine from all the way back in Rogue Trader days when he worked at GW.
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Cool to see Tony Hough weighing in on the “FEMSTODES ARE NOT CANON” babies, with a painting of a female Space Marine from all the way back in Rogue Trader days when he worked at GW.
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
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Pets for Aether Nexus.
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Pets for Aether Nexus.
We need a Celtics league to form in the UK to reclaim England.
The perfidious Saxon will be driven back to France
The perfidious Saxon will be driven back to France
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We need a Celtics league to form in the UK to reclaim England.
The perfidious Saxon will be driven back to France
The perfidious Saxon will be driven back to France
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Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?
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why do you guys even give europeans and canadians any attention when they critique america. half of them think you can drive from new york to california in 12 hours
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
why do you guys even give europeans and canadians any attention when they critique america. half of them think you can drive from new york to california in 12 hours
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*european christmas party*
hans: this is jazz, everyone!
ralph: ohohoho, miss jazz, what an excellent bongo sam costume!
me: who tf is bongo sam?
hans: for margravians, santa has eritrean sidekick.
me: oh, it's one of those blackface things?
ralph: BONGO SAM IS AN INSTITUTION!
hans: this is jazz, everyone!
ralph: ohohoho, miss jazz, what an excellent bongo sam costume!
me: who tf is bongo sam?
hans: for margravians, santa has eritrean sidekick.
me: oh, it's one of those blackface things?
ralph: BONGO SAM IS AN INSTITUTION!
September 4, 2023 at 4:41 PM
*european christmas party*
hans: this is jazz, everyone!
ralph: ohohoho, miss jazz, what an excellent bongo sam costume!
me: who tf is bongo sam?
hans: for margravians, santa has eritrean sidekick.
me: oh, it's one of those blackface things?
ralph: BONGO SAM IS AN INSTITUTION!
hans: this is jazz, everyone!
ralph: ohohoho, miss jazz, what an excellent bongo sam costume!
me: who tf is bongo sam?
hans: for margravians, santa has eritrean sidekick.
me: oh, it's one of those blackface things?
ralph: BONGO SAM IS AN INSTITUTION!
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mods..... jerk this guy off.
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
mods..... jerk this guy off.