Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
Guess I can go to sleep now.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Guess I can go to sleep now.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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sharing a four loko with mothman in this sheetz parking lot
September 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
sharing a four loko with mothman in this sheetz parking lot
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Miami hasn't had Dem major for 30 years. Pretty noteworthy
A huge night for Democrats:
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Miami hasn't had Dem major for 30 years. Pretty noteworthy
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Damnit..... guilty
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Damnit..... guilty
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Yep agreed Becca!
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yep agreed Becca!
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A three word love story:
wanna burn one?
wanna burn one?
A three word love story:
I brought bourbon.
I brought bourbon.
A three word love story:
I made coffee.
I made coffee.
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A three word love story:
wanna burn one?
wanna burn one?
Let’s go around and introduce ourselves
Me:
Me:
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Let’s go around and introduce ourselves
Me:
Me:
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Let’s go around and introduce ourselves
Me:
Me:
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Let’s go around and introduce ourselves
Me:
Me:
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Democrat Eileen Higgins has defeated Republican Emilio Gonzalez in the Miami, Florida Mayoral Election.
This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵, and the first time a Democrat has been mayor in Miami in 30 years. 🎇🎇
Democrat Eileen Higgins has defeated Republican Emilio Gonzalez in the Miami, Florida Mayoral Election.
This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵, and the first time a Democrat has been mayor in Miami in 30 years. 🎇🎇
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Democrat Eileen Higgins has defeated Republican Emilio Gonzalez in the Miami, Florida Mayoral Election.
This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵, and the first time a Democrat has been mayor in Miami in 30 years. 🎇🎇
Democrat Eileen Higgins has defeated Republican Emilio Gonzalez in the Miami, Florida Mayoral Election.
This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵, and the first time a Democrat has been mayor in Miami in 30 years. 🎇🎇
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AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: how can i help you
ME: i paid for shipping and didn’t get a ship
AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: sir that’s not-
ME: didn’t get the little baby handling either
ME: i paid for shipping and didn’t get a ship
AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: sir that’s not-
ME: didn’t get the little baby handling either
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: how can i help you
ME: i paid for shipping and didn’t get a ship
AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: sir that’s not-
ME: didn’t get the little baby handling either
ME: i paid for shipping and didn’t get a ship
AMAZON CUSTOMER SERVICE: sir that’s not-
ME: didn’t get the little baby handling either
In a world of Trumps, be a Dolly.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In a world of Trumps, be a Dolly.
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We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
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I actually exaggerated on purpose to see if people would still be down for it. It seems they would be. Imagine their joy if it was only 5-7% (many studies say 10%)... :)
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I actually exaggerated on purpose to see if people would still be down for it. It seems they would be. Imagine their joy if it was only 5-7% (many studies say 10%)... :)