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Just doing my best.
Trying to raise kind children.
Stressed all the time.
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Being told by my dentist that I am doing a "great job" on my brushing/flossing is like receiving absolution from a priest
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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The house passed the SAVE Act last night. If you need to know more about why that’s bad and why we need to stop it in the senate, let me explain it to you (in comic form)!

aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/the-save-act
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Subway is a bowling alley. We’re not out selling sad-looking footlong subs at highway rest stops with no other options.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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When the stock market is high, rich people get to traffic kids? That's the argument?

We lawyers need to deal with the fact that corrupt, malevolent monsters like Bondi hold law licenses because collectively we let them. Lawlessness/eroding the rule of law should have more professional consequences.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Tell that shitbag that if he expects people to represent the country, the country better live up to the values it says it represents, or expect some truths to be told.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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It's not only that they're not going after "the worst of the worst" in any way, but their whole approach of going after whoever is easiest, to get their numbers up, means they are punishing the best of the best, the people who are putting in the most effort to follow the rules and do what's right
I was talking about this to someone who said, "this guy did everything right!" Sure, people doing everything right are the easiest and least resource-intensive to grab.

And following the rules doesn't matter at all to these ghouls waging a campaign of ethnic cleansing.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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we will keep hearing stories about right wingers abusing and kidnapping and killing pets. it's because a pet is a kind of child that can't speak, and a woman is a kind of child you can fuck, and a child is first and foremost your property. that's what they believe and demonstrate over and over.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Betteridge's Law Of Headlines Episode
youtu.be/LSUNJKsrQOA?...
Do You Get It Now, Ben? - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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February 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Sam Raimi's new movie Send Help is fucking great. Purest Raimi. Evil Dead DNA is running through it by the bucketful
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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It's enraging to understand the amount of thought, time, craft, and care that every writer and artist I know puts into their work only to see these GenAI proselytizers have the gall to take that work, shove it into a blender, and then demand we enthusiastically support them and the resulting slop.
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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The only Republican dumb enough to fear that threat is one dumb enough to run as a Trump sycophant right now.
Trump threatens to support primaries against Republicans who vote against tariffs
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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The Penguin being booed offstage and pelted with tomatoes because there was a recording of him calling the public “pinheads” is now the most unrealistic thing in a movie that ends with an army of rocket birds.
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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I think maybe the remarkable part is that the US Attorney tried to indict six Democratic elected officials (and veterans) who made a video saying that everyone should follow the law.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM