Darsh
@slafaux.bsky.social
PodBud, professional box drawer, I'm kinda a small deal!
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Today! If we can make the desk work properly, which at the moment it won't.
Two new mashups from us!
Lots of old stuff from the last 5 years!
Our new competition to keep you busy while we're away!
Probably a Health Warning or 3!
An ambiguous gap until the next show later in the year!
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
listento.theblender.online
12pm, Saturday!
Lots of old stuff from the last 5 years!
Our new competition to keep you busy while we're away!
Probably a Health Warning or 3!
An ambiguous gap until the next show later in the year!
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
listento.theblender.online
12pm, Saturday!
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Today! If we can make the desk work properly, which at the moment it won't.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag
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🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
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We've got a sore throat, so this will be next week instead. Please update your diaries accordingly whilst we keep our mouths shut for a while.
🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
We've got a sore throat, so this will be next week instead. Please update your diaries accordingly whilst we keep our mouths shut for a while.
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A REMINDER
We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with.
Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.
We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with.
Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.
🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
January 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
A REMINDER
We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with.
Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.
We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with.
Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.
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🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
January 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way).
We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout.
THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD
Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm
Join us!
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This month! 19-31st!
Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This month! 19-31st!
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"🎵The champion hits the floor
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Into A Tunnel, by Spray
from the album Enforced Fun (album)
spray.bandcamp.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"🎵The champion hits the floor
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
Graceful in the roar
Silence is the eternal sound of war
High up in the sky
Splintered carbon flies
Cameraphones capturing the whole demise"
spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...
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I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠
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This Wednesday on Radio 4! First episode of my new stand up series!
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This Wednesday on Radio 4! First episode of my new stand up series!
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throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
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Your new year’s resolution should be to see me on tour!
January. London!
January. London!
Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Your new year’s resolution should be to see me on tour!
January. London!
January. London!
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Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here:
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
The Blender's Xmas Cracker :: LIVE!
So, this is Xmas?
www.mixcloud.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here:
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
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Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
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THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER ::
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER ::
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
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No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999.
#TheBlender25
#TheBlender25
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999.
#TheBlender25
#TheBlender25
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There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
The ReSPRAYer :: LIVE!
The SPRAYer returns for its annual fixation on all things Spray and Spray-adjacent, and this time, in honour of their remix EPs that they've been releasing all year, we're focusing on remixes, raritie...
www.mixcloud.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!
🚨 SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS ON THIS WEEK'S ALF 🚨
(Spoilers: Anne Schedeen is pregant, so Kate is too)
👶 Kate wears a horrible outfit in the garage!
👶 Kate wears a more horrible outfit at work!
👶 ALF makes a Kate shrine!
👶 Willie goes on strike! (at work, not home)
Tune in at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
(Spoilers: Anne Schedeen is pregant, so Kate is too)
👶 Kate wears a horrible outfit in the garage!
👶 Kate wears a more horrible outfit at work!
👶 ALF makes a Kate shrine!
👶 Willie goes on strike! (at work, not home)
Tune in at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!
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The Blender supports the idea of such an income.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Blender supports the idea of such an income.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
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Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron
July 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron
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Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?
Are you medium sized? Do you enjoy the colours blue and black? Well there are FOUR medium sized SPRAY tour T-shirts clogging up the Spray Warehouse, Archive & Visitor Centre.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?
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