Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.

Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later

#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️‍🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup

I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”

to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings

All these bizarre Kirk civilwashing pieces really are the logical endpoint of a decade where the constant invocation of free speech always seemed to involve wild obfuscations of what the speech actually was.

it's going to be so good

listened to the first 3 seconds of the teaser single for the Nine Inch Nails Tron soundtrack and let out a giddy giggle like a pastiche of a horny french waiter

*Amol Rajan intensifies*

ruh-roh

Posting this mostly as proof of life

Manchester United: 2013-present

Grimsby win on penalties!

would love Labour and the Tories' objections to Farage's deportation proposals not be respectively "impractical" and "plagiarism"

A lot of people seem to have convinced themselves that the Starmer strategy is a deliberate masterly inactivity. It's not, but even if it were, no winning government has ever gone quiet and just gone 'well, the opposition is just self-defining as extreme'. They went out and labelled it as such.

The mafia live on TV.

some bit of my brain is always tricked by that fake ending and the rush of the song's resuscitation is a giddy ode to second chances

Bruce counting the band back in to restart the song at 3.03 after the fake-out ending is one of the great moments in music history

alright what's the dumbest thing we can get 500 people to go outside and protest about in the next few weeks, think there's a point we have to make here

I'm thinking "bring forward the full release of Hades 2" but I'm open to ideas

Let me give you a list of Reform UK promises and the diametrically opposite reality they will lead to if implemented. (1/?)

Me when Melvyn Bragg retires and Radio 4 inevitably replaces him with Amol Rajan to host In Our Time

And warm down with Calais or Eindhoven

The audio can be heard as "flashes"

Elon Musk's Grok AI is amplifying the conspiracy theory.

The X site continues to present a clear and present danger to the national security of our country, in both its acts and omissions, being a site which amplifies conspiracies & defends unlawful hatred

At some point, surely, somebody in the oh-so-clever "everything will be okay, remember how Macron won the French Presidency?" strategy meetings is going to have this moment, surely, SURELY