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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 57m

Words of wisdom from @spraypopmusic.com:

"Make sure you cause the maximum damage before being discredited."

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 1d

Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 2d

I'm tempted to bring a tripod to the next gig I come to and just leave the phone to record the entire set

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 3d

A snippet of Pink Pony Club from last night in Manchester. TONIGHT, Sheffield, tomorrow Todmorden.

snd.click/@sprayontour

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 3d

A great night of music seeing @jennymclaren.bsky.social and the other one performing as @spraypopmusic.com

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The Blender is 25, unfortunately @theblender.online · 3d

A hearty congratulations to @rhys.newydd.net who has won their very own Blender next year!

The first tune we ever played was Legs by The Art Of Noise (attached below) - which we intended to use as a bed after the initial fanfare, but clammed up due to fright instead.

youtu.be/NeD1cyZ8IqQ?...

The Art of Noise - Legs (Official Video)

YouTube video by Art Of Noise

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Pat Scullion @patscullion.co.uk · 3d

Hope you've had a good week, and it's not felt long. Speaking of long: tonight, I'm doing a TWO HOUR party because... well, why not?

Hope you can join me for a whole load of great party tunes, fun, and silliness - from 6pm UK time at squage.com!

See ya then :)

#radio #mixcloudlive

Squage Party!

A dose of party tunes, with your requests and dedications, designed to kick start your weekend! Live on Mixcloud on Fridays at 6pm UK Time

squage.com

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 4d

@ricardoautobahn.co.uk this is genius!

Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 5d

A while back when I was furiously googling wtf this shit is about, I ran across a guy who put retroreflective tape on the backs of his rear headrests. The result is that anyone with high, retina-searing headlights gets it blasted right back at them, and it's worse the closer they get

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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 9d

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.

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Pierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social · 10d

Behold! My many touring dates! Come and see me!

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 11d

I was devastated to learn that @pierrenovellie.bsky.social isn't doing a gig in my garden. Find out if he's doing a gig in your garden below

WeGotTickets @wegottickets.bsky.social · 11d

🚨ON SALE NOW: The hilarious Pierre Novellie brings his excellent new show 'You Sit There, I'll Stand Here' to Canalhouse Bar on Thursday 26th March 2026.

Presented by NCF Comedy.

🎟️ https://wegottickets.com/af/586/event/677487

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The Blender is 25, unfortunately @theblender.online · 17d

If you wish to join our community of like-minded musically-disinclined individuals in our Discord, this is the perfect time to pre-commiserate!

You can find us at

join.theblender.online

and we would love to have you - it's the ideal way to be part of our undervalued audience!

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Pat Scullion @patscullion.co.uk · 17d

As ever, Squage Party was much fun to do - hope you enjoyed it too!

If you didn't catch today's show, or you fancy listening again, then the two hours of BBC Radio 2 levels of professionalism, check it out here

www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq...

Squage Party - Friday 26th September 2025!

Pat's back with another 90 minutes of party bangers, and a novelty song of the week that... well, you'll see. It's a fun one, and of course entirely sensible. Think Radio 2. (And then add beer.)

www.mixcloud.com

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Rik Ward, again @rikward.com · 18d

Happening this Saturday: 2.5ish hours of self-produced mashups by The Blender of variable age and quality (and no apparent correlation between the two, either).

#TheBlender25

The Blender is 25, unfortunately @theblender.online · 18d

Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)!

To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!

Saturday @ 12!

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The Blender is 25, unfortunately @theblender.online · 18d

Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)!

To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!

Saturday @ 12!

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 19d

"For posh people" "a frivolous side hustle" "the arts are not" based on how they're ordered in Bandcamp

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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 21d

Tuesday.

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 21d

New! The latest edition of the Spray Synthpop Masterclass podcast looks at all the recent ReSpray EPs... in vision!!

youtu.be/rXeTiv6G1lM?...

Episode 5 - The As-Live Listening Party

YouTube video by SPRAY

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 22d

Tonight, at 6pm, the next edition of the Spray Synthpop Masterclass goes live - it's an "as-live" listening party that was supposed to be "actually live" last Thursday but the tech fell over.

But it will be in vision too, so check it out on the Spray YouTube channel.

www.youtube.com/@spraypopmusic

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Pat Scullion @patscullion.co.uk · 24d

And just like that, Squage Party's back!

Today's show was a bit chaotic due to the Internet woes, but ho boy do the choobs make up for it! Listen back whenever you fancy right here, right whenever:

www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq...

#radio #mixcloud

Squage Party - Friday 19th September 2025!

Despite his internet provider's best efforts, Pat manages to get on air to bring you the return of Squage Party! And ho boy, do we have some party bangers for you this week. Hope you enjoy!

www.mixcloud.com

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · 26d

I'm really curious how many people will take this at face value

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Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · Sep 12

Maybe Bruce's brother?

Darsh @slafaux.bsky.social · Sep 12

@herring1967.bsky.social I need help on question 3: quizquizquiz.com/friday/

Screenshot of the question "Who is Stewart Lee's former comedy partner, known for his 'Leicester Square Theatre Podcast'?"

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · Sep 9

Here's another live clip, performing a typically niche cover at Carpe Noctum in Leeds last December.

See us on tour next month snd.click/@sprayontour

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · Sep 3

Join us & guest host @benbaker.bsky.social on the 18th September @ 8pm (UK) for a *live* recording of the next ep of the Spray Synthpop Masterclass podcast!

Hear all the ReSprayed tracks as we reveal all!

Watch live via the AnalogueTrash YouTube, get involved and ask questions live via the chat!

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