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🍎 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo 🍎
@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social
Reader, goblin, Bloggess clan. Cat lover without a cat of her own.
No TERFs. No Bitcoin.
Alt text. Woman standing proud by a rock. Text says Today I ate all the remains Halloween candy while reheating my Thanksgiving leftovers and listening to Christmas music. I hav reached the trifecta of holiday nirvana.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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All the horror writers are suddenly finding me.

Folks, not kidding when I say I live horror, I don't read or watch it. And body horror is 1000x worse; my PTSD is immense.

So if I don't follow back, it's because I am trying not to stir up any remaindered dreams. . . .
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tim Curry’s memoir, Vagabond, is amazing. Everyone should go out and read it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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She has decided this weird white giant box thing in the bathroom is hers now.
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
One of the things I love about NCIS Hawai’i is the queer romance. It’s so well written. And it isn’t just there so they can be tropes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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. . .but not the first bodega basket.

It's been claimed by the resident Void.

(No. They don't share.) #TimelineCleanse
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I am buried in snow.

Sigh.

Going to be a long day.

First, Coffee. . . . ❄️
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Happy St Andrew’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to @angryscotsman81.bsky.social - currently drowning in a vat of Irn Bru, being spoonfed haggis as highland dancing music plays, with TRAINSPOTTING on the telly.

A typical Sunday. 🦄
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Final plug. Don’t miss our DRACULA II: ASCENSION chat with @kimbot.bsky.social - it’s worth it for the amazing vampire power ranking alone. 🫘 🪢 🚿

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November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I think it's done.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Dying your hair naked in the shower:

Pros: Limits dye splatter to easy-to-clean tile and ceramic surfaces; prevents staining clothes

Con: Pink tits.
Good news, everyone! I didn't get any hairdye on my forehead!
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I ended up biting my nails cos hospital and pain 🥲 I’ll slowly grow the claws back again in time, I miss them
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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The Goat received a few finishing touches overnight 🎁
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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BLUESKY.
More cat sleeping noises, please!
Volume up if you want to hear cat snores
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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You can also see a particular example of my teaching style here lolol (the students are mostly Gen Z kids so I find it easier to go online and be "hey what's up chat" than to talk to them in person most times hahaha)
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Without saying Lord of the rings, name a favorite fantasy film.

(MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO)
a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro holding an umbrella in the rain
Alt: A girl (Satsuki) holding an umbrella in a soft rain stands next to a Totoro, also holding an umbrella. Totoro is jumping up and down SO BIG even Satsuki and the bus sign are bouncing into the air.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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There's meme that goes around Facebook this time every year showing someone having a snake removed from their house and tells you to stop complaining about the snow and I would rather live in a place where I can call someone who will remove the snake vs a place that will laugh at me to remove snow.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I found car with a push broom, and slid 4+" slices of snow off it. Found stairs landing and side of car with shovel. Scattered a bit of not-salt.

&%$@#(! cold. Lasted 28 minutes.

Areas already filling up again.

🌬️ ❄️ 🧊 ❄️ 🧊 ❄️ 🌬️
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This is Yr Correspond'nt, reporting from the Pie Wars. This year's been... real crowded. We think there's only one left, back of the fridge--Christ, keep your head down, it might have seen you!

Anyway, we're confident. But that's a 12-inch graham cracker crust, so we're also gonna be cautious...
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Beatrix Potter got it slightly wrong 😀
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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My poultry sheers exploded. Thankfully after I’d already spatchcocked the duck. 😅
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🎵Alligator lizards in the air🎵 Always cracks me up.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM