Scoots McToots
@skewterthetooter.bsky.social
No
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Pinned
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
The assumption that what currently exists must necessarily exist is the acid that corrodes all visionary thinking.
If we do not do the impossible, we shall be faced with the unthinkable.
The assumption that what currently exists must necessarily exist is the acid that corrodes all visionary thinking.
If we do not do the impossible, we shall be faced with the unthinkable.
I'm trying to think of something less important than fucking space commerce right now and I'm drawing a blank. Just another example of the Democrats completely missing the mark and failing to meet the moment. On par with a performative vote against socialism to diss Mamdani
The Trump Administration’s cuts to the Office of Space Commerce could jeopardize space traffic coordination, critical defense missions, and commercial space operations.
Leading bipartisan demands with Rep. Don Bacon to OMB Director Russ Vought to enact full funding for the OSC.
Leading bipartisan demands with Rep. Don Bacon to OMB Director Russ Vought to enact full funding for the OSC.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm trying to think of something less important than fucking space commerce right now and I'm drawing a blank. Just another example of the Democrats completely missing the mark and failing to meet the moment. On par with a performative vote against socialism to diss Mamdani
Because I decided to check my phone this morning I'm now reminded of what felching is and also having the image of him doing it it burned into my brain, and goddammit someone must be held accountable for this crime
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Because I decided to check my phone this morning I'm now reminded of what felching is and also having the image of him doing it it burned into my brain, and goddammit someone must be held accountable for this crime
Why are MTG's staffers making her read something longer than a tweet, lol. They hate her too. She's dumb as a sack of hair
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why are MTG's staffers making her read something longer than a tweet, lol. They hate her too. She's dumb as a sack of hair
If he gets us M4A I stg I'll walk into the sea
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If he gets us M4A I stg I'll walk into the sea
A republic, if you can keep it
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A republic, if you can keep it
Not only is this hard to do with only eight examples, but it's quite fluid. Like, a band that was on heavy rotation last month might be something I still dig, but I wouldn't put in the top 8
Deftones
IDLES
Perturbator
Bjork
HEALTH
NIN
Dance with the Dead
Jungle
Deftones
IDLES
Perturbator
Bjork
HEALTH
NIN
Dance with the Dead
Jungle
Define your music taste with 8 artists
1. Ornette Coleman
2. Mission of Burma
3. Fats Domino
4. Alison Krauss
5. Protest the Hero
6. Blind Willie McTell
7. Doug Sahm
8. The Marvelettes
1. Ornette Coleman
2. Mission of Burma
3. Fats Domino
4. Alison Krauss
5. Protest the Hero
6. Blind Willie McTell
7. Doug Sahm
8. The Marvelettes
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not only is this hard to do with only eight examples, but it's quite fluid. Like, a band that was on heavy rotation last month might be something I still dig, but I wouldn't put in the top 8
Deftones
IDLES
Perturbator
Bjork
HEALTH
NIN
Dance with the Dead
Jungle
Deftones
IDLES
Perturbator
Bjork
HEALTH
NIN
Dance with the Dead
Jungle
You might say violence is never the answer. If the question is "should I beat the fucking brakes off an edgelord Nazi" then violence is always the answer
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You might say violence is never the answer. If the question is "should I beat the fucking brakes off an edgelord Nazi" then violence is always the answer
I mean it's not wrong, but at the same time it's so wrong
Capitalism will not rest until there is a Coke Zero x Oreo Bodywash for Men
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I mean it's not wrong, but at the same time it's so wrong
Lol, lmao
Fucking pwned
Fucking pwned
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lol, lmao
Fucking pwned
Fucking pwned
AP press pool reports hearing 'Yakkety Sax' blaring from the Rose Garden
They're going to stick a broomstick up his ass and duct tape it to a Roomba to try to buy themselves some time to get a decent plan together. Keystone cops ass administration
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
AP press pool reports hearing 'Yakkety Sax' blaring from the Rose Garden
If I heard someone use the term 'inseminated person' in real life I'd think they were schizophrenic and needed their meds adjusted
It's clear from the full memo that Third Way has completely bought in to far-right myth that Democratic overreach is what's causing Republican radicalization.
I agree that Dems shouldn't say "inseminated person" but that because it's a fringe made-up term!
www.thirdway.org/memo/was-it-...
I agree that Dems shouldn't say "inseminated person" but that because it's a fringe made-up term!
www.thirdway.org/memo/was-it-...
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If I heard someone use the term 'inseminated person' in real life I'd think they were schizophrenic and needed their meds adjusted
This was the 'manifest destiny' guy, blocked me just for this. I don't even remember who he was, but if he's going to keep posting shit like that he better toughen up
Lol I hope you get dick cancer
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This was the 'manifest destiny' guy, blocked me just for this. I don't even remember who he was, but if he's going to keep posting shit like that he better toughen up
Scoop: Scooter is circulating a list of political consultants who will be rounded up and have molten gold poured down their throats
August 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Scoop: Scooter is circulating a list of political consultants who will be rounded up and have molten gold poured down their throats
This will stain the soul of humanity forever, deservedly so. Let Gaza live.
After months of the Israeli government manufacturing a starvation crisis in Gaza, famine has officially set in.
August 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This will stain the soul of humanity forever, deservedly so. Let Gaza live.
Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, got home and found out Brent Hinds was killed in a bike wreck. This was always my favorite song of his. 7.3M views, and I'm probably responsible for a million.
youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...
youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...
Mastodon - Toe to Toes [In-Studio Performance]
YouTube video by Mastodon
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, got home and found out Brent Hinds was killed in a bike wreck. This was always my favorite song of his. 7.3M views, and I'm probably responsible for a million.
youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...
youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...
They're going to get us all killed searching for like four swing voters in the suburbs of Des Moines
July 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They're going to get us all killed searching for like four swing voters in the suburbs of Des Moines
Not to be outdone, the US Forest Service has set up an Only Fans, and is accepting requests
U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP
July 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not to be outdone, the US Forest Service has set up an Only Fans, and is accepting requests
Pedo Benghazi. Okay I'm out
honestly if doing pedo benghazi at least puts a pause on the shit thats going on then please god by all means do pedo benghazi
July 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pedo Benghazi. Okay I'm out
The internet has truly ruined me because I was worried that a Dutch Goose Parade was going to be NSFW but it is just what I needed today
July 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The internet has truly ruined me because I was worried that a Dutch Goose Parade was going to be NSFW but it is just what I needed today
@mddems.bsky.social and @govwesmoore.bsky.social you guys need to get your shit together. Real hard to show leadership from the back of the pack
July 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@mddems.bsky.social and @govwesmoore.bsky.social you guys need to get your shit together. Real hard to show leadership from the back of the pack
@bsky.app you need to get your shit together. This man is trying to save his family from genocide. I dgaf how many times he posts in a given time, it's not enough. Stop discriminating against Palestinians, and focus on the dorks trying to sell me fake drugs
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@bsky.app you need to get your shit together. This man is trying to save his family from genocide. I dgaf how many times he posts in a given time, it's not enough. Stop discriminating against Palestinians, and focus on the dorks trying to sell me fake drugs
I, for one, am 100% all in on Musk spending a few billions to eviscerate the R's and D's and give the left party over to the left. Give us a chance to put our ideas out in front of the people, and show them what we believe in, rather than let others do it for us
'You know what the only thing we got wrong about the whole DOG-E thing? We didn't go far enough' said like literally four people in the country
July 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I, for one, am 100% all in on Musk spending a few billions to eviscerate the R's and D's and give the left party over to the left. Give us a chance to put our ideas out in front of the people, and show them what we believe in, rather than let others do it for us
On a completely different note, I'm going to have a ton of fireworks left over this year, and will probably continue my tradition of going to the fireworks stands immediately after the 4th to clean up on the clearance sales
“Hundreds of Flock Safety cameras capturing images of motorists across Virginia weren’t supposed to be used for immigration enforcement. But they were.”
Fed’s hidden immigration weapon – Virginia’s surveillance network
Hundreds of Flock Safety cameras capturing images of motorists across Virginia weren’t supposed to be used for immigration enforcement. But they were.
www.whro.org
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
On a completely different note, I'm going to have a ton of fireworks left over this year, and will probably continue my tradition of going to the fireworks stands immediately after the 4th to clean up on the clearance sales
I hadn't thought about it this way, but this could be a decent time to be a construction superintendent. I think my first reaction if my boss told me I was going to build something for them would be to refuse it, but it could be a real opportunity
Fascists can write “we’re going to give 700 quadrillion dollars to the Gestapo to build a new concentration camp in every city” on paper and there’s little we can do to stop that.
The infrastructure that makes it actually real passes by and through us.
That, we can and will stop.
The infrastructure that makes it actually real passes by and through us.
That, we can and will stop.
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hadn't thought about it this way, but this could be a decent time to be a construction superintendent. I think my first reaction if my boss told me I was going to build something for them would be to refuse it, but it could be a real opportunity
It makes sense if you're fucking dumb or evil
The US is arming a literal genocide, has blocked international action against that genocide, and has now started a war with a sovereign nation by bombing some power plants its own intelligence reports are simply power plants - all on behalf of the country committing genocide.
June 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It makes sense if you're fucking dumb or evil