Scoots McToots
@skewterthetooter.bsky.social
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Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Reminds me of the time that Matt Walsh complained about all the gay dating app ads he was seeing
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Reminds me of the time that Matt Walsh complained about all the gay dating app ads he was seeing
Siri, how do I delete someone else's post
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Siri, how do I delete someone else's post
From like 92 to 98 I was there every Thursday on the bleachers drinking Lite straight from the pitcher (miss you love you, Jay), and I tried to be there every Saturday on the big floor. I was a *huge fruit fly
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
From like 92 to 98 I was there every Thursday on the bleachers drinking Lite straight from the pitcher (miss you love you, Jay), and I tried to be there every Saturday on the big floor. I was a *huge fruit fly
This makes me miss Tracks on Saturdays. By this time of night the line would have absolutely been around the corner and I'd be inside probably already drunk, or something
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This makes me miss Tracks on Saturdays. By this time of night the line would have absolutely been around the corner and I'd be inside probably already drunk, or something
If I came up with it, or could even remember who I stole it from so I could credit them and share any profits with I totally would. And have a picture of a T-Rex and a train engine on either side of the words
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I came up with it, or could even remember who I stole it from so I could credit them and share any profits with I totally would. And have a picture of a T-Rex and a train engine on either side of the words
Gotta rizz em with the tism
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Gotta rizz em with the tism
I find myself thinking along this line a lot, lately. I run into a lot of people who have somehow made it to positions in mgt who talk to people in just stunning ways. I think if people got punched right in the fucking mouth as young adults for treating ppl like shit we'd all be better off
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I find myself thinking along this line a lot, lately. I run into a lot of people who have somehow made it to positions in mgt who talk to people in just stunning ways. I think if people got punched right in the fucking mouth as young adults for treating ppl like shit we'd all be better off
Also, the US system is immoral. Just all of it. The insurance system is ghoulish and if there was a just god open pits of burning sulfur would appear to engulf its architects, but this also applies to every other system I can think of
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Also, the US system is immoral. Just all of it. The insurance system is ghoulish and if there was a just god open pits of burning sulfur would appear to engulf its architects, but this also applies to every other system I can think of
I got the Jacobin wall calendar for the kitchen this year. Not a huge fan of theirs, but the calendar is the right size, it commemorates significant dates in socialist history, and has good pictures for each month. Since you mentioned she likes socialism and history
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I got the Jacobin wall calendar for the kitchen this year. Not a huge fan of theirs, but the calendar is the right size, it commemorates significant dates in socialist history, and has good pictures for each month. Since you mentioned she likes socialism and history
Maybe I'm just out of bounds here but I think the person comparing people they don't know to dogs that should be euthanized is actually the greater threat to a healthy society and is the one who should be excized.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Maybe I'm just out of bounds here but I think the person comparing people they don't know to dogs that should be euthanized is actually the greater threat to a healthy society and is the one who should be excized.
The Hague doesn't have capital murder anymore, so they're out. I still think my idea to stream the trials on Twitch and call them 'Nuremberg 2: The Trebuchet Trials' and use donations to repatriate people we deported would do numbers
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Hague doesn't have capital murder anymore, so they're out. I still think my idea to stream the trials on Twitch and call them 'Nuremberg 2: The Trebuchet Trials' and use donations to repatriate people we deported would do numbers
Tough part was trying to narrow it down to just five. Author and Punisher puts on an amazing show, I saw Henry Rollins and Helmet so many times they started to recognize me at the tour bus and would hang out and chat for a while
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tough part was trying to narrow it down to just five. Author and Punisher puts on an amazing show, I saw Henry Rollins and Helmet so many times they started to recognize me at the tour bus and would hang out and chat for a while
Lords of Acid / Thrill Kill Kult
Lollapalooza 1 (&2)
Fishbone opening for P Funk
IDLES
Rollins Band opening for Bad Brains (in the 90's and without HR of course)
Lollapalooza 1 (&2)
Fishbone opening for P Funk
IDLES
Rollins Band opening for Bad Brains (in the 90's and without HR of course)
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lords of Acid / Thrill Kill Kult
Lollapalooza 1 (&2)
Fishbone opening for P Funk
IDLES
Rollins Band opening for Bad Brains (in the 90's and without HR of course)
Lollapalooza 1 (&2)
Fishbone opening for P Funk
IDLES
Rollins Band opening for Bad Brains (in the 90's and without HR of course)
I don't know who that is but yeah I'm down
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know who that is but yeah I'm down
Hell yeah man, that's awesome! I'm so happy for you!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hell yeah man, that's awesome! I'm so happy for you!
If I ever won the lotto, Chaosium is one of the groups I'd fund without questions. Flying my geek flag here, but I play their TTRPG games every chance I get
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If I ever won the lotto, Chaosium is one of the groups I'd fund without questions. Flying my geek flag here, but I play their TTRPG games every chance I get
This guy's logic doesn't explain why every browser is trying to get me to use it to search for anything, or why Outlook wants me to scan my email with it, or why MS has a forced update with it that you can't delete. I'm in construction, I don't need AI to help me read blueprints
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This guy's logic doesn't explain why every browser is trying to get me to use it to search for anything, or why Outlook wants me to scan my email with it, or why MS has a forced update with it that you can't delete. I'm in construction, I don't need AI to help me read blueprints
I loved PVD while I was there, awesome city. But I was leading the renovation of the Biltmore and that entire project was so cursed, I'll never go back. And the hotel is just hideous now. They ruined a beautiful historic building
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I loved PVD while I was there, awesome city. But I was leading the renovation of the Biltmore and that entire project was so cursed, I'll never go back. And the hotel is just hideous now. They ruined a beautiful historic building
Getting to the point where I can tell my boss and project managers 'I don't give a shit' while looking them dead in the eye and then moving the conversation forward is my greatest professional achievement. They don't beleaguer the point, because they know it's useless
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Getting to the point where I can tell my boss and project managers 'I don't give a shit' while looking them dead in the eye and then moving the conversation forward is my greatest professional achievement. They don't beleaguer the point, because they know it's useless
That is MTG, you can't fool me
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That is MTG, you can't fool me
Starbucks workers are striking nationwide and asking people to get coffee somewhere else. Don't cross the picket line
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Starbucks workers are striking nationwide and asking people to get coffee somewhere else. Don't cross the picket line
Yes but you guys have some kind of legendary blob in your sewer that's approaching sentience. Please don't give it caffeine
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yes but you guys have some kind of legendary blob in your sewer that's approaching sentience. Please don't give it caffeine
Nuttier than squirrel shit
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nuttier than squirrel shit
And you deserve these things because you are an alive person and you need them to remain that way, not because you create value and wealth for someone else
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
And you deserve these things because you are an alive person and you need them to remain that way, not because you create value and wealth for someone else