Scoots McToots
@skewterthetooter.bsky.social
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Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Any time I get to feeling low and the bastards start to grind me down, I remember that I get to go home and see these little assholes
My wife and kids are okay too I guess
My wife and kids are okay too I guess
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Any time I get to feeling low and the bastards start to grind me down, I remember that I get to go home and see these little assholes
My wife and kids are okay too I guess
My wife and kids are okay too I guess
Tracked down the authors of this article and you guys aren't going to believe this
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tracked down the authors of this article and you guys aren't going to believe this
BUTT FLOOF! My Thor has majestic blonde butt locks, hence the name, but swishy butt floof is pretty awesome
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
BUTT FLOOF! My Thor has majestic blonde butt locks, hence the name, but swishy butt floof is pretty awesome
This got me up off the couch to make some instant ramen. I've been stuck on this brand for a few years now
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This got me up off the couch to make some instant ramen. I've been stuck on this brand for a few years now
Failure, Fantastic Planet
I could do this all day, lol
I could do this all day, lol
September 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Failure, Fantastic Planet
I could do this all day, lol
I could do this all day, lol
I think White Pony technically came out in early 2000, but Around the Fur was pretty amazing, too
September 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I think White Pony technically came out in early 2000, but Around the Fur was pretty amazing, too
Rescues are the best! We think ours is a Chorkie, but can't be certain. All we know is he's awesome and we love him. The shelter named him Thor, because of his long blonde hair, and once we got to know him, it fits.
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Rescues are the best! We think ours is a Chorkie, but can't be certain. All we know is he's awesome and we love him. The shelter named him Thor, because of his long blonde hair, and once we got to know him, it fits.
Lol stfu dweeb
August 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lol stfu dweeb
This is Thor, so named for his long, flowing blonde locks. Jinx is our cat, and he's an asshole
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is Thor, so named for his long, flowing blonde locks. Jinx is our cat, and he's an asshole
And then just an hour ago she was back posting in favor of trans rights. The duality of man can be dizzying, especially when you change positions like dirty socks
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And then just an hour ago she was back posting in favor of trans rights. The duality of man can be dizzying, especially when you change positions like dirty socks
Is this your post throwing these same trans kids under the bus? I would have asked you on that post but you turned off replies
Newsom is a fucking fascist piece of shit and so are you if you support him
Newsom is a fucking fascist piece of shit and so are you if you support him
August 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Is this your post throwing these same trans kids under the bus? I would have asked you on that post but you turned off replies
Newsom is a fucking fascist piece of shit and so are you if you support him
Newsom is a fucking fascist piece of shit and so are you if you support him
My kid, when we turned our backs for like two seconds while he was crawling in the front yard
August 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My kid, when we turned our backs for like two seconds while he was crawling in the front yard
His account got disabled? This place is starting to suck as much as the Nazi place
July 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
His account got disabled? This place is starting to suck as much as the Nazi place
I've had these two assholes for years, so not nice or good or this week, but whenever I'm having a rough time they make it better. Hope they can do the same for someone else
July 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I've had these two assholes for years, so not nice or good or this week, but whenever I'm having a rough time they make it better. Hope they can do the same for someone else
It's the little 'help?' at the end for me
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's the little 'help?' at the end for me
I can't deal with these people today
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I can't deal with these people today
Very next notification
May 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Very next notification
One of my favorite quotes of hers, just exemplary
April 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One of my favorite quotes of hers, just exemplary
Make sure you ask her about this banger. She's fucking vile
April 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Make sure you ask her about this banger. She's fucking vile
Pause doom scrolling for a minute to watch hamsters with the zoomies set to techno. You're welcome. You may resume
February 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Pause doom scrolling for a minute to watch hamsters with the zoomies set to techno. You're welcome. You may resume
The way he types I can just tell he's over 40, under 5'7" and has no neck but thinks he's an absolute hero.
February 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The way he types I can just tell he's over 40, under 5'7" and has no neck but thinks he's an absolute hero.
