Skelly Monstera. Knuckle Dragger.
@skellymonstera.bsky.social
Deuteragonist. My opinions are my own.
He/Him - Bisexual/Gray-Ace
Maxwell to most, Skelly to some.
He/Him - Bisexual/Gray-Ace
Maxwell to most, Skelly to some.
Pinned
When I leave this job, I hope I'll be remembered as someone that defended the labor rights of the employees I managed, but ill probably just be remembered as the guy that didn't refill the coffee machine a fifth time.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Bon Jovi
Mumford and Sons
Cradle of Filth
Coldplay
Sammy Hagar (Van Hagar is fine)
Bon Jovi
Mumford and Sons
Cradle of Filth
Coldplay
Sammy Hagar (Van Hagar is fine)
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Bon Jovi
Mumford and Sons
Cradle of Filth
Coldplay
Sammy Hagar (Van Hagar is fine)
Bon Jovi
Mumford and Sons
Cradle of Filth
Coldplay
Sammy Hagar (Van Hagar is fine)
Feels great to be recording music again. Can't wait to update you all on what's going on.
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Feels great to be recording music again. Can't wait to update you all on what's going on.
Heated Rivalry, god DAMN what a crazy first episode.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Heated Rivalry, god DAMN what a crazy first episode.
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a rightwinger whose kids hate him? something seems off here...
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
a rightwinger whose kids hate him? something seems off here...
My dog must've overheard that I had to be up early tomorrow, and that's why he decided to have a little stomach episode at 11:49 pm.
(He's 100% fine, he took a dump and is back to his former goofy self.)
(He's 100% fine, he took a dump and is back to his former goofy self.)
January 27, 2026 at 7:50 AM
My dog must've overheard that I had to be up early tomorrow, and that's why he decided to have a little stomach episode at 11:49 pm.
(He's 100% fine, he took a dump and is back to his former goofy self.)
(He's 100% fine, he took a dump and is back to his former goofy self.)
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Sunrise, parabellum.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Sunrise, parabellum.
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
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Gentle reminder that if you worry you're not doing enough, it's not because you aren't. It's because there's too much to do for only one person to bear. You'll never be able to do it all and do it alone.
Whatever you can, whenever you can, with whatever you have is always the correct amount.
Whatever you can, whenever you can, with whatever you have is always the correct amount.
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Gentle reminder that if you worry you're not doing enough, it's not because you aren't. It's because there's too much to do for only one person to bear. You'll never be able to do it all and do it alone.
Whatever you can, whenever you can, with whatever you have is always the correct amount.
Whatever you can, whenever you can, with whatever you have is always the correct amount.
I know the first reaction is to freeze up. Next is probably to feel hopeless. It's okay to feel terrible about terrible things, that much is obvious, so allow yourself to be angry, sad, confused, whatever...
But hopelessness is what they want. They want you to feel scared. (1/5)
But hopelessness is what they want. They want you to feel scared. (1/5)
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I know the first reaction is to freeze up. Next is probably to feel hopeless. It's okay to feel terrible about terrible things, that much is obvious, so allow yourself to be angry, sad, confused, whatever...
But hopelessness is what they want. They want you to feel scared. (1/5)
But hopelessness is what they want. They want you to feel scared. (1/5)
Log on. It's terrible. Log off.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Log on. It's terrible. Log off.
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WITCH: holy crap it's colder than my tit
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
WITCH: holy crap it's colder than my tit
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
"How much for this chocolate bar?"
$7.50.
"The grocery store has these for $6.50."
Okay.
"That's crazy."
Not really.
$7.50.
"The grocery store has these for $6.50."
Okay.
"That's crazy."
Not really.
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"How much for this chocolate bar?"
$7.50.
"The grocery store has these for $6.50."
Okay.
"That's crazy."
Not really.
$7.50.
"The grocery store has these for $6.50."
Okay.
"That's crazy."
Not really.
A customer came in asking if we had any anti-fascist merch for sale, which we dont, but I told her I appreciate the sentiment. We gave each other a solemn nod.
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
A customer came in asking if we had any anti-fascist merch for sale, which we dont, but I told her I appreciate the sentiment. We gave each other a solemn nod.
I think the most heartbreaking thing about all of this, is when **it** happens, he'll have suffered zero consequences for anything.
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I think the most heartbreaking thing about all of this, is when **it** happens, he'll have suffered zero consequences for anything.
If I quote repost this it means it's true.
ASSOCIATED PRESS: "President Donald J. Trump ripped a fart so loud and stinky it killed himself and everyone aboard the plane - including this reporter! I'm a ghost, a boogedy-woogedy woo!"
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
If I quote repost this it means it's true.
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the temporal front of the culture war
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the temporal front of the culture war
New year's resolutions coming to fruition, thanks to the used book store.
January 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
New year's resolutions coming to fruition, thanks to the used book store.
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Heartwarming: Man Excitedly Becomes Banjo-Kazooie Character
The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Heartwarming: Man Excitedly Becomes Banjo-Kazooie Character
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Now that I've finally gotten rid of Twitter, I can finally work on moving my entire social media presence to Mastodon. Then I can finally get rid of BlueSky.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Now that I've finally gotten rid of Twitter, I can finally work on moving my entire social media presence to Mastodon. Then I can finally get rid of BlueSky.
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