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Once and future Breath Mint, recovering drama kid and extremely dad-coded.
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Slightly diminish a game:

Metal Gear Fragile
matheleine.bsky.social Madeleine Moore @matheleine.bsky.social · 9d
Slightly diminish a game:

Quarter Life
parkesland.bsky.social Chris(tyn) Parkes @parkesland.bsky.social · 9d
Slightly diminish a game:

Triris
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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jaunty.art
Ripley Aliens meme where she says ‘I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure’ and I changed it to read ‘I say we put all of the bins out’
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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graham.loadingreadyrun.com
Our holiday special is now up on YouTube!

Please enjoy an hour of surreal sketch comedy from a TV station that doesn’t exist. We worked really hard on it.

youtu.be/potW-zQLlgY
LRR’s Sketch Comedy Holiday Special – CFUT New Year's Countdown || LoadingReadyLIVE Ep119
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
Just write what you know. If you just write "what you know", you've got three words, and no matter how many times you repeat it, it's still going to be a crappy story.
goddessblade.bsky.social May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (Mostly Updates) @goddessblade.bsky.social · 29d
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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orkneylibrary.bsky.social
We don't need an elf on the shelf because we've got a
A book by Harold Pinter sitting on a printer
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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aptshadow.bsky.social
This feels like the ’How it started’ image where the ‘How it’s going’ is the Adeptus Mechanicus.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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eruditorumpress.com
RIP to one of the best to ever do it. Absolute powerhouse and a legend.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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lizzieposte.bsky.social
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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secretbase.bsky.social
leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
Someone had fun with the acronym
The Does Eliminating Coffee Avoid Fibrillation (Decaf) trial found 200 patients with persistent irregular heartbeats had a "significantly" lower risk of the condition
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Who called it “Report of the Marine Board of Investigation Into the Implosion of the Submersible TITAN (CG1788361) in the North Atlantic Ocean Near the Wreck Site of the RMS TITANIC Resulting in the Loss of Five Lives” and not
“Bottom Text”
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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regretteruane.bsky.social
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
secretbase.bsky.social Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · Oct 18
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sixsidedvice.com
Ruin a book with a car:

Ford of the Rings: The Two Taurus
matheleine.bsky.social Madeleine Moore @matheleine.bsky.social · Sep 25
Alfa Romeo & Juliet
ajlanes.bsky.social Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · Sep 25
Ruin a book with a car

The Invisible Van
September 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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therealchad318.bsky.social
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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For sale:
Steam screenshot. Baby Steps, Neva and Sworn at discounted prices.
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
However, it's also important to avoid
RPG table diagram redesigned to form inverted pentagram, labelled "HAIL THE BEAST: Players ignore GM, summon satanic power"
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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loadingreadyrun.com
Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴‍☠️🙂

youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
How to Talk like a Pirate
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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September 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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theonion.com
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM