Alexandra Lanes
@ajlanes.bsky.social
Languages trains trans sf liberal law geek she/her
No I am going to be determined and cook food see if I don’t.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
No I am going to be determined and cook food see if I don’t.
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I am receiving Representations about the level of the heating.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am receiving Representations about the level of the heating.
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Sex baked rights.
I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sex baked rights.
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gingerbread men are incapable of biological reproduction, because they are inanimate objects made of flour
but if these ones COULD reproduce, they WOULD do so by knocking up other baked goods and impregnating them with their doughy gingery offspring
in this sense, gingerbread men are like buses
but if these ones COULD reproduce, they WOULD do so by knocking up other baked goods and impregnating them with their doughy gingery offspring
in this sense, gingerbread men are like buses
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
gingerbread men are incapable of biological reproduction, because they are inanimate objects made of flour
but if these ones COULD reproduce, they WOULD do so by knocking up other baked goods and impregnating them with their doughy gingery offspring
in this sense, gingerbread men are like buses
but if these ones COULD reproduce, they WOULD do so by knocking up other baked goods and impregnating them with their doughy gingery offspring
in this sense, gingerbread men are like buses
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Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
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Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
🧵👇
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
🧵👇
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This is the key paragraph in the Sandie Peggie decision.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is the key paragraph in the Sandie Peggie decision.
This is good news, and very much not how it's been reported in the press.
Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board and another (judgment and summary) - Courts and Tribunals Judiciary
Case number: 4104864/2024 Employment Tribunal, Scotland 8 December 2025 Before: Employment Judge A KempTribunal Member L BrownTribunal Member C Russell Between: Mrs Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board...
www.judiciary.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is good news, and very much not how it's been reported in the press.
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Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board and another (judgment and summary) - Courts and Tribunals Judiciary
Case number: 4104864/2024 Employment Tribunal, Scotland 8 December 2025 Before: Employment Judge A KempTribunal Member L BrownTribunal Member C Russell Between: Mrs Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board...
www.judiciary.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
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"House of Commons Jerk Seasoning" is 1) an extremely funny concept and more importantly 2) a sign of a complete and total victory for cultural pluralism in a way that is kind of difficult to concieve
Look, I know things aren’t great at the moment for (a) anyone, and (b) the Labour Party, but fuck me that’s bleak
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"House of Commons Jerk Seasoning" is 1) an extremely funny concept and more importantly 2) a sign of a complete and total victory for cultural pluralism in a way that is kind of difficult to concieve
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felt cube might delete later
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
felt cube might delete later
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UK govt: we welcome people who can help the economy we the government have absolutely shitted up. so please don't come here if you're poor, like how we made the country
ps, we're racists.
ps, we're racists.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
UK govt: we welcome people who can help the economy we the government have absolutely shitted up. so please don't come here if you're poor, like how we made the country
ps, we're racists.
ps, we're racists.
There are some contraptions that are totally best portrayed on radio. 🤣#thearchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There are some contraptions that are totally best portrayed on radio. 🤣#thearchers
You cannot face it steadily, but this thing is sure,
That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.
From Eliot, The Dry Salvages
(And so many others)
That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.
From Eliot, The Dry Salvages
(And so many others)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You cannot face it steadily, but this thing is sure,
That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.
From Eliot, The Dry Salvages
(And so many others)
That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.
From Eliot, The Dry Salvages
(And so many others)
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Actually, Cookie was the name of the doctor. The big fuzzy blue creature is Cookie’s Monster
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Actually, Cookie was the name of the doctor. The big fuzzy blue creature is Cookie’s Monster
Why do UK sources tend to use pmol/L for serum oestradiol levels while US ones use pg/ml ?
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Why do UK sources tend to use pmol/L for serum oestradiol levels while US ones use pg/ml ?
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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There is more information about dismal perennial 80s holiday earworm Agadoo in this thread than, I would hazard, has ever been compiled in any one place before. For the simple reason that I doubt it has ever occurred to anyone else to bother.
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
There is more information about dismal perennial 80s holiday earworm Agadoo in this thread than, I would hazard, has ever been compiled in any one place before. For the simple reason that I doubt it has ever occurred to anyone else to bother.
There’s a genre of video posts where people with a power washer brush attachment clean dirty road signs. I have no idea why but it’s very soothing.
Here’s an example.
Here’s an example.
A VERY DIRTY sign clean! #signcleaning #satisfying #satisfyingvideo #transformation #asmr
YouTube video by The Sign Guy
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There’s a genre of video posts where people with a power washer brush attachment clean dirty road signs. I have no idea why but it’s very soothing.
Here’s an example.
Here’s an example.
Currently I am doing all three!
I hope this email finds you when you are static, whining, or not taking an action.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Currently I am doing all three!
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
Been to the dentist. The colour of the mouthwash water has CHANGED! It is no longer vibrant pink but instead orange. It’s never not been pink in all my years of dentism.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Been to the dentist. The colour of the mouthwash water has CHANGED! It is no longer vibrant pink but instead orange. It’s never not been pink in all my years of dentism.
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This is Ireland's Minister for Health, a member of a centre-right party which has its roots partly in a 1930s fascist movement. bsky.app/profile/cath...
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is Ireland's Minister for Health, a member of a centre-right party which has its roots partly in a 1930s fascist movement. bsky.app/profile/cath...