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Alexandra Lanes
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Languages trains trans sf liberal law geek she/her
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UK govt: we welcome people who can help the economy we the government have absolutely shitted up. so please don't come here if you're poor, like how we made the country

ps, we're racists.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
There are some contraptions that are totally best portrayed on radio. 🤣#thearchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You cannot face it steadily, but this thing is sure,
That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.

From Eliot, The Dry Salvages

(And so many others)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Actually, Cookie was the name of the doctor. The big fuzzy blue creature is Cookie’s Monster
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Why do UK sources tend to use pmol/L for serum oestradiol levels while US ones use pg/ml ?
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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There is more information about dismal perennial 80s holiday earworm Agadoo in this thread than, I would hazard, has ever been compiled in any one place before. For the simple reason that I doubt it has ever occurred to anyone else to bother.
GRIND COFFEE

>:O
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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brb going back in time thirty years and one day
JavaScript is 30. Still running the web & still our favorite. 💛✨

The OpenJS Foundation is grateful for every contributor who has shaped its path, and we look forward to the continued growth of this community.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There’s a genre of video posts where people with a power washer brush attachment clean dirty road signs. I have no idea why but it’s very soothing.

Here’s an example.
A VERY DIRTY sign clean! #signcleaning #satisfying #satisfyingvideo #transformation #asmr
YouTube video by The Sign Guy
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Currently I am doing all three!
I hope this email finds you when you are static, whining, or not taking an action.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Been to the dentist. The colour of the mouthwash water has CHANGED! It is no longer vibrant pink but instead orange. It’s never not been pink in all my years of dentism.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This is Ireland's Minister for Health, a member of a centre-right party which has its roots partly in a 1930s fascist movement. bsky.app/profile/cath...
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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[Both promoting Dorian's point and adding my own]

There is an entire strain of thinking here that goes back at least centuries (and is likely intrinsic to humans using languages).

You can see this in the "minced oaths" avoiding blasphemy in the sixteenth and seventeenth century (eg Shakespeare)
There are Reform voters who are enthusiastic about mass deportations but will recoil if you say the P-word. That seems bad and inconsistent but it does explain why this story is so damaging to someone so adept (as an adult politician) at maintaining the veil
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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People: "You can't just respond with abolish the Home Office to everything they do"

Me: "How much do you want to bet"
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I should conceivably eat food. But that requires cooking food which is effort or ordering food which is expense.
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Coo. jersey law explicitly recognises intersex status. Which appears to cover trans people, hm.
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Ireland, Spain, Netherlands all pull out of Eurovision 2026 in protest at Israel's inclusion. #Eurovision #EBU
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.

The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Wes Streeting announces study into looking after little tweety birds, to be led by Sylvester The Cat, plus a ban on grannies owning brooms
Wes Streeting orders review of mental health diagnoses as benefit claims soar
Wes Streeting orders review of mental health diagnoses as benefit claims soar
Health secretary has asked experts to investigate whether normal feelings have become ‘over-pathologised’ The health secretary, Wes Streeting, has ordered a clinical review of the diagnosis of mental health conditions, according to reports. Streeting is understood to be concerned about a sharp rise in the number of people making sickness benefits claims because of diagnoses for mental illness, autism and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), the Times reported. He has asked leading experts to investigate whether normal feelings have become “over-pathologised”, the newspaper said, as he seeks to grapple with the 4.4 million working-age people now claiming sickness or incapacity benefit. The figure has risen by 1.2 million since 2019, while the number of 16 to 34-year-olds off work with long-term sickness because of a mental health condition is said to have grown rapidly in the same period. Streeting told the Times he knew from “personal experience how devastating it can be for people who face poor mental health, have ADHD or autism and can’t get a diagnosis or the right support”. He added: “I also know, from speaking to clinicians, how the diagnosis of these conditions is sharply rising. “We must look at this through a strictly clinical lens to get an evidence-based understanding of what we know, what we don’t know, and what these patterns tell us about our mental health system, autism and ADHD services. “That’s the only way we can ensure everyone gets timely access to accurate diagnosis and effective support.” The review, which is expected to be launched on Thursday, is set to be led by Prof Peter Fonagy, a clinical psychologist at University College London specialising in child mental health, with Sir Simon Wessely, a former president of the Royal College of Psychiatry, acting as vice-chair. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Infused and posting from the recovery room. As one does.

Trip featured:

Having a sheet pulled over me detailed with lots of diagrams.
A wall covered with gold ornaments and pulpits and altars.
Sepia photographs of yesteryear receding into the distance.
Flying free above everything.
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Will I be infused with rain before i am
Infused with ketamine? Place bets now.
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.

“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
New brain trick. Giving me a nightmare but stopping me from crying about it when I wake up.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM