floatingheadofdeath
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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beck really was prescient when he said
"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
beck really was prescient when he said
"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
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James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
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celebrities walking pokémon instead of their dogs: thread
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
celebrities walking pokémon instead of their dogs: thread
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cruz you disgusting worm
can anybody tell me how this creep gets reelected
when he does nothing but screw over his constituents??
can anybody tell me how this creep gets reelected
when he does nothing but screw over his constituents??
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
cruz you disgusting worm
can anybody tell me how this creep gets reelected
when he does nothing but screw over his constituents??
can anybody tell me how this creep gets reelected
when he does nothing but screw over his constituents??
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Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
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Not sure that's the winningest strategy. But it will keep the faithful happy. Let them eat fake.
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Not sure that's the winningest strategy. But it will keep the faithful happy. Let them eat fake.
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Oh they don’t care about kids! They date them!!
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oh they don’t care about kids! They date them!!
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star trek: the next generation, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT
picard: computer, locate commander data
computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-
picard: computer, locate commander data
computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
star trek: the next generation, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT
picard: computer, locate commander data
computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-
picard: computer, locate commander data
computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-
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they should play that clip saying
the presidents priority is the ballroom
in every food bank on a loop
the presidents priority is the ballroom
in every food bank on a loop
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
they should play that clip saying
the presidents priority is the ballroom
in every food bank on a loop
the presidents priority is the ballroom
in every food bank on a loop
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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possibly the greatest cat photo ever. happy halloween
October 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
possibly the greatest cat photo ever. happy halloween
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
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October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration