itsthedetails
@sin-tense.bsky.social
New Yorker, traveler, yogini, cocktail drinker and lover of all things sarcastic. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤 she/her
Did not want to leave hot yoga this morning after class. I’m so over these frigid temperatures and would just like to bake in the hot yoga room.
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Did not want to leave hot yoga this morning after class. I’m so over these frigid temperatures and would just like to bake in the hot yoga room.
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Happy New Year, friends! I truly hope 2026 is a better year. 🎉🎆💜
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Happy New Year, friends! I truly hope 2026 is a better year. 🎉🎆💜
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thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
I had plans of things to read and watch during my two weeks off of work during this year-end time, but that’s all out the window because my entire brain is taken over by Heated Rivalry. It’s all Ilya and Shane all the the time now.
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I had plans of things to read and watch during my two weeks off of work during this year-end time, but that’s all out the window because my entire brain is taken over by Heated Rivalry. It’s all Ilya and Shane all the the time now.
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
I hate snow so much. I hate shoveling. I hate the plows that don’t come down the street along the curb. I hate leaving the house when there is snow everywhere and the roads are icy. I am grumpy and in a blanket burrito, but it’s not helping me feel any better.
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate snow so much. I hate shoveling. I hate the plows that don’t come down the street along the curb. I hate leaving the house when there is snow everywhere and the roads are icy. I am grumpy and in a blanket burrito, but it’s not helping me feel any better.
At my work holiday party this week they had a massive dessert table where you could make yourself a box w/ a variety of sweets to take home. I want to say thank you to the person at Flik that suggested that, I‘m eating chocolate covered pretzels & truffles today that I otherwise wouldn’t have.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At my work holiday party this week they had a massive dessert table where you could make yourself a box w/ a variety of sweets to take home. I want to say thank you to the person at Flik that suggested that, I‘m eating chocolate covered pretzels & truffles today that I otherwise wouldn’t have.
I’m in DC for work for the rest of the week. I have several lunches and dinners with colleagues and a reception tonight to attend and now that I’m here, I don’t feel like doing any of it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m in DC for work for the rest of the week. I have several lunches and dinners with colleagues and a reception tonight to attend and now that I’m here, I don’t feel like doing any of it.
It is Christmas decorating time today with Christmas carols and hot chocolate. Tits the season!
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It is Christmas decorating time today with Christmas carols and hot chocolate. Tits the season!
I got home from work late tonight b/c of a work event, and when I got home I found someone had run over my mailbox. There were pieces all down the block. My front camera didn’t trigger, it’s in the view, but didn’t catch whatever hit it. I wonder if I get mail delivered if the box is on the ground?
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I got home from work late tonight b/c of a work event, and when I got home I found someone had run over my mailbox. There were pieces all down the block. My front camera didn’t trigger, it’s in the view, but didn’t catch whatever hit it. I wonder if I get mail delivered if the box is on the ground?
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most on the nose “he’s on a mission from god” reference in recorded history
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
most on the nose “he’s on a mission from god” reference in recorded history
I hit the double commuting jackpot yesterday. On the train on the way to work was a very smiley golden retriever. On the subway on the way home was some kind of doodle that laid down right near my feet. The unexpected doggos made me so happy.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hit the double commuting jackpot yesterday. On the train on the way to work was a very smiley golden retriever. On the subway on the way home was some kind of doodle that laid down right near my feet. The unexpected doggos made me so happy.
I’m free, I was dismissed from jury duty. Ultimately, I did not get picked for this jury, but I kind of wish I did because I would like to see how this case is decided. I did my civic duty though and am free from state for at least 6 years and federal for at least two now.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m free, I was dismissed from jury duty. Ultimately, I did not get picked for this jury, but I kind of wish I did because I would like to see how this case is decided. I did my civic duty though and am free from state for at least 6 years and federal for at least two now.
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
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Absolutely fucked. Teen Vogue had real political coverage with a backbone & Condé just gutted it. bsky.app/profile/lexi...
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Absolutely fucked. Teen Vogue had real political coverage with a backbone & Condé just gutted it. bsky.app/profile/lexi...
Since we have now fallen back an hour and it’s dark at 4:30, time for hibernation mode. Sweatshirts, cozy blankets, soup, hot chocolate, and no leaving the house after 5:00 pm.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Since we have now fallen back an hour and it’s dark at 4:30, time for hibernation mode. Sweatshirts, cozy blankets, soup, hot chocolate, and no leaving the house after 5:00 pm.
One of the many not fun things about getting older is when the weather turns cold all my joints, but especially the hips, knees and shoulders, get so stiff and achey. Booooo
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One of the many not fun things about getting older is when the weather turns cold all my joints, but especially the hips, knees and shoulders, get so stiff and achey. Booooo