simplepretty.bsky.social
@simplepretty.bsky.social
spoken like a real-estate developer.
This will be, or should be, featured in a million campaign ads
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.
Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota?

TRUMP: No no. Not at all.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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This and all the money you save by eating $3 meals means you'll all soon be millionaires.
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
future me looks forward to reading her full-page ad in the wall street journal.
Nicki Minaj: "I am probably the president's number one fan"
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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For our new book, and hopefully with more to come, we created a little logo.

'P&C Additions' will be printed matter (books, zines, leaflets) celebrating our love of stationery and ephemera.
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"imagine how they lie when there's no evidence to contradict them." ~ jon stewart, last night.
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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It’s always funny when palantir employees discover that they work at palantir
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
THIS IS EXACTLY CORRECT. i don't care if you want lower taxes or fewer immigrants, surely you can agree that public executions of those who disagree with you is not "democracy".
Walz: "We're no longer having a political debate. We're having a moral debate."
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Pick.
A.
Side.

If you turn away from what's happening and have ANY political power, you've made your choice.

You're supporting the killing and kidnapping of innocent people.

And people around the US -- and the world -- are bearing witness.
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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The speed with which dozens of people suddenly materialize here and take coordinated action is bonkers, like something out of “Pluribus”.
Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
2026 is too depressing to even contemplate. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...
Bleak Times in Copenhagen: Danes Feel Betrayed and Bewildered by Trump
www.nytimes.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
so much for the "sticks and stones" childhood adage. apparently, words are the problem.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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It is deeply counter to the whole very basic concept of this nation that its citizens can be taxed and then have funding withheld punitively because the person exercising the power of the presidency decides on a whim to do so.
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Gluggaveður 🇮🇸: literally ‘window weather'. Weather that is nice to look at but not be in
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
let me know when he hits albert brooks/broadcast news sweat bc i'm not watching cbs.
Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
bring it.
Mamdani: "I cannot blame anyone who has come to question the role of government, whose faith in democracy has been eroded by decades of apathy. We will restore that trust by walking a different path ... "
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Hey folks from NYC, now that Mamdani's sworn in, please keep us posted on the downfall of your once great city or whatever. Are the bridges and tunnels clogged due to the mass exodus of billionaires this morning? I was promised chaos. Don't disappoint.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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"Everything I Like Is National Security": A Child's Guide to Executive Action
See, here is the thing about saying everything is a national security matter...
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM