@simplepretty.bsky.social
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
simplepretty.bsky.social
"i can't believe that the thing i helped orchestrate is happening!"
kentremendous.bsky.social
He paved the way for the toxic discourse and the billionaires' thumbs on the scale, then he side-eyes the justices who dare to point out how baldly the scales are thumb-fucked. Shoving someone on the playground and tsk-tsking the teachers who ask you why you're being a bully.
mikesacks.bsky.social
Justice Anthony Kennedy tells @npr.org's @ninatotenberg.bsky.social "very worried" about our country, and that "Democracy is not guaranteed to survive."

Kennedy wrote Citizens United and was the fifth vote in the rest of the Roberts Court's anti-democratic decisions.

www.npr.org/2025/09/27/n...
simplepretty.bsky.social
mike johnson needs to focus on the important issues, like logging and reporting his porn consumption.
atrupar.com
NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein

JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling

NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions

MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family

NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it?

MJ: Again, it's a distraction
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davidhogg.bsky.social
Hey Speaker Johnson, swear in Adelita Grijalva. Or are you too scared that Trump and your other GOP buddies are in the Epstein files?
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owillis.bsky.social
the world of republican congressional leadership, just constantly unaware of anything in the world
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Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
simplepretty.bsky.social
“It’s really easy to say that it’s materialistic to worry about all those things, but, in an odd way, the objects and the paintings have a direct connection to memories,” Caleb said. “They’re the mnemonic devices in your life.”

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
My House Burned in the L.A. Fires. What Happens Now?
A devastated community fights for rebirth.
www.newyorker.com
simplepretty.bsky.social
re-watched much of the newsroom thx to hbo running it this week, and like charlie skinner, i'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people. new mantra.
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.

that fox news host still has his job.
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
simplepretty.bsky.social
same. $50k bonuses and some sort of promise to live their best life with ICE.
simplepretty.bsky.social
if i visit maine, do i have to poison some trees, or is that activity reserved for residents?
simplepretty.bsky.social
the great garbage avalanche of 2505 is going to be a relief after all this willful stupidity.
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
If domestic troop deployments are so great, why aren't they sending troops to Louisiana's 4th congressional district? Surely Speaker Johnson's constituents also deserve this valuable government service.
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Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
simplepretty.bsky.social
i don't know what's weirder: that i'm getting grainger targeted ads that presume i'm a custodial supervisor at a local high school (oddly specific) who needs cleaning supplies, or that grainger thinks this particular subgroup is fond of the jane austen podcast.
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schooley.bsky.social
Mike Johnson: Trump going to find the real killers.
simplepretty.bsky.social
lolololololololol just get back to reporting your porn consumption to your son.
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in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein
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joshtpm.bsky.social
I'm trying to understand this. They're going to filter out the people who are losing employment to hurt the president's employment numbers? I'm not being sarcastic. Is that what he's saying?
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Lutnick says the jobs numbers "will get better because you'll take out the people who are just trying to create noise against the president ... this is gonna be the greatest growth economy six months from now, a year from today"
simplepretty.bsky.social
i'm starting to question darwin because all of these idiots are still walking around. and apparently, also running government agencies.
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kurtandersen.bsky.social
👍🏻👏🏻 Great canapign launch ad for a very good House candidate in a very flippable Pennsylvania district.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Pretty damn good campaign launch video from Paige Cognetti.
simplepretty.bsky.social
not for nothing, but if you receive a tip, you're not discovering anything "independently".
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"I'm not going to explain our sources and methods" -- FHFA Director William Pulte on how he ended up accusing Lisa Cook of mortgage fraud
simplepretty.bsky.social
given the time stamp, must be talking about the disaster that is instagram for ipad.
merriam-webster.com
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits