Simon Christiansen
@simonchris.bsky.social
Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. www.sichris.com
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
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roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
Thousands of baby taricaya turtles released in Peru’s Amazon. Earlier this month local and indigenous communities joined Peru’s park service to release more than 6,500 vulnerable taricaya turtles into the Callería River basin. buff.ly/V77n2zt
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November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
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"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
With America on My Last Fucking Nerve, I, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Dissent
You know me as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Over the past three years, I’ve tried changing the system from within. I’ve wri...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
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Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
arxiv.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Broke: "Meat is back on the menu."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Broke: "Meat is back on the menu."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
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Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress
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Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
A dream denied: My 54-year quest to publish a short story in F&SF ‹ Scott Edelman
www.scottedelman.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
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Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Sunrise in Copenhagen.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Sunrise in Copenhagen.
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
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new horror story about men, women, animals and appetites
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
new horror story about men, women, animals and appetites
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
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MOTTI: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort—
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
MOTTI: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort—
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
It's pronounced jizz lane, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's pronounced jizz lane, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.
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Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Part II of The Hunger, my new horror story, is here.
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Part II of The Hunger, my new horror story, is here.
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
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I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
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I! LOVE! INTERACTIVE! FICTION!!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I! LOVE! INTERACTIVE! FICTION!!!
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I knew it! It's supposed to be spelled "Einstain" wasn't it!
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I knew it! It's supposed to be spelled "Einstain" wasn't it!
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Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of the tormented souls bound to it. End a 50-year curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
Kinophobia by Bruno Dias
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
brunodias.itch.io
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of the tormented souls bound to it. End a 50-year curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia