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January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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When Pickles the collie found the Jules Rimet trophy he wasn’t suddenly a World Cup winner. That’s not how these things work.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Whoever came up with the name “Ewok Powell” to describe Tommy Robinson should take the rest of the year off.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
🚨 Crystal Palace in talks with Angers for 19-year-old attacker Sidiki Cherif. There is no agreement yet, but discussions are at an advanced stage. Understand Angers want around €25m for the France youth international, who is also eligible for Guinea.
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Burgundy 2024. A vintage of elegance and freshness, and super low yields (one producer told me a particular wine of theirs went from 100 barrels in 2023 to just 9 in 2024). The traditional style will appeal to many. The whites are chiselled with impressive acidity. Big fan.
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Still no water in town since Friday night. Now no estimated end date.

CEO of the water board earns £400k a year, £500k a year inc bonuses.

We’re all standing in the pissing rain queuing for water bottles to flush the shitter once a day.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Delete. Delete. Delete….
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
No I fucking didn't
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Winning the FA Cup isn't for everyone
Winning in the third round isn’t for everyone. #BHAFC #CPFC
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Day 2 of no water and I've set up 3 large buckets outside to try and collect water from the imminent heavy rain to fill our cistern. How's your weekend going?
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Escape to the Country:

I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Nobody needs to know how many steps you did.
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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This, please.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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God I'd love to be sacked after an outburst
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Yes
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Made a new playlist
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM