Jason Kallelis
@silellak.bsky.social
He/Him. Software engineer, tech nerd, gamer of every sort, consumer of book and podcast alike.
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It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
This article is so funny (like, in a haha way, but also a terrifying way) - both how easy it is to manipulate Trump into thinking something is a good idea, and people admitting that everything has to be vetted before Trumps sees it because he's a fucking toddler
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
‘Sold POTUS a bill of goods’: White House furious with Pulte over 50-year mortgage
The White House was blindsided by the idea and is now dealing with a furious backlash from conservative allies, business leaders and lawmakers.
www.politico.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This article is so funny (like, in a haha way, but also a terrifying way) - both how easy it is to manipulate Trump into thinking something is a good idea, and people admitting that everything has to be vetted before Trumps sees it because he's a fucking toddler
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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INSOMNIAC GAMES: spider man costs too much money and we want to die
ROCKSTAR: we're too busy firing people to decide to release this
BETHESDA: we need 50 years to develop goblet stacking technology
ROCKSTAR: we're too busy firing people to decide to release this
BETHESDA: we need 50 years to develop goblet stacking technology
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
INSOMNIAC GAMES: spider man costs too much money and we want to die
ROCKSTAR: we're too busy firing people to decide to release this
BETHESDA: we need 50 years to develop goblet stacking technology
ROCKSTAR: we're too busy firing people to decide to release this
BETHESDA: we need 50 years to develop goblet stacking technology
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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FUCK HAHAHAHA
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
FUCK HAHAHAHA
Not to kick the rotting corpse of a horse but both sides of the media would've ravaged Biden for weeks if he'd said something like this
'I don't know who he is,' says Trump after pardoning crypto tycoon
The president pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of the world's largest crypto exchange, in October.
www.bbc.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Not to kick the rotting corpse of a horse but both sides of the media would've ravaged Biden for weeks if he'd said something like this
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Animal Crossing team is so funny, man. They will stand defiant in players calls for even a little crumb of an update during a game's peak popularity and then 20 years later be like "We have added macroeconomics to Animal Crossing: New Leaf."
Why do the stupidest people have the loudest voices
Joe Rogan is confusing measles with chicken pox
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Why do the stupidest people have the loudest voices
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.
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MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
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brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)
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welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly
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“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”
That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”
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One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
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if you work for a publication that does this and have any idea how much $$$ your outlet makes from affiliate sale commissions on prime day, DM or signal me: jason.404
also interested if you are a journalist who is asked to do these deal roundups as part of your job
also interested if you are a journalist who is asked to do these deal roundups as part of your job
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
if you work for a publication that does this and have any idea how much $$$ your outlet makes from affiliate sale commissions on prime day, DM or signal me: jason.404
also interested if you are a journalist who is asked to do these deal roundups as part of your job
also interested if you are a journalist who is asked to do these deal roundups as part of your job
At least when retailers invented Valentine's Day, they had the decency to name it after something other than their own stores
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At least when retailers invented Valentine's Day, they had the decency to name it after something other than their own stores
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross