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If you're confused by my going semi-anon just DM me and I'll clarify
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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crab, one of life's simplest joys
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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If you lose power and are using a portable generator, remember to only run it outdoors at least 20 feet away from your home. Portable generators can produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide in minutes. Make sure you have a working carbon monoxide alarm on every level of your home.
In the wake of Monday's cold front, a second cold front will cross the Pacific Northwest Wednesday followed by another atmospheric river. Each of these features will bring additional periods of gusty winds, mountain snow, and heavy to excessive rainfall with renewed flooding. weather.gov
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I think strongly that academia and today's science culture have a lot of room for improvement, but the problems are well known, and folks are working diligently on them.

Outsourcing science wholesale to the private sector is a huge mistake.
Caleb Watney of IFP talking about why academia and science sucks.

Broken record here, but we can’t have this discussion without talking about agendas and conflicts of interest.

IFP is funded by tech and rightwing billionaires who want to privatize science. 1/
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Baby Bunty in her album-cover era
December 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Here’s another one of her in her “is that puppy even real???” stage of cuteness. With sploot.
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"what if we did price fixing but with ai"
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Teaching my kids to use "holy forkin' shirtballs" instead so they won't get in trouble at school
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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With measles outbreaks raging across the country, and with anti-science individuals (mis)guiding our government, I am working on establishing a mandatory MMR vaccine policy at my new practice to protect the young infants we regularly see. Would any experts mind weighing in on this?
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Hello, Susan
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Diego Rivera, The Flower Carrier, 1935
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So on the 12 days of Christmas does the true love give a new partridge on each of the days? etc?

If that's the case it makes for a little math quiz to figure out which gift was given in the largest quantity
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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this might be the first time i've seen a community note on x that serves as a punch line to the tweet
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The only Cantos we allow in this house are the Hyperion variety
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Playing around with a close-up B&W edit of the best footage I have ever captured on this Earth. Hoping compression doesn't prevent y'all from seeing the incredible rain of debris.

Volcán de Fuego, Guatemala (March 2023)
June 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Note: Trump's plummeting rating on the economy has pierced the crucial Darwin Threshhold...the point at which his approval rating on handling the economy (31 percent) is actually lower than the number of Americans who do not believe in evolution (33-37 percent), the once solid core of Trump support.
There's still room to drop further. "Trump’s handling of the economy is at its lowest point in AP-NORC polling" apnews.com/article/trum...

With CUSMA negotiations w/Canada & Mexico, as well as the renewal of the one-year tariff truce w/China in 2026, expect more market-moving new tariffs next year.
Trump's handling of the economy is at its lowest point in AP-NORC polling
A new AP-NORC poll finds President Donald Trump’s approval on the economy has fallen substantially since he reentered the White House.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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We asked, you voted! Hexanitrogen is your 2025 Molecule of the Year! To get all the details on the spectacular finalists, check out our full coverage at cen.acs.org/synthesis/Mo...

#chemsky 🧪
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
taking my bedtime diet coke and evening coffee to my sleep study tomorrow to demonstrate my caffeine immunity
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Alright I went with the foreground I took with this shot. A car driving in front of me, 60 second exposure. The final version is a little darker and foreboding than the first one, but I think that fits the vibe of the shot more.

Incredible psyched to be able to get this 33 miles from SF.
September 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM